I literally can't believe that your project even runs without this technology I just learned about yesterday

Anyone who formats their code manually is a fuck there I said it.

Also stop using a tool that has no contextual understanding of your code. You're wasting more so much fucking time trying to guess shit that an ide would automatically know and doing stuff that an ide would automatically do.

.net js developer for just over a decade. What other backend language/framework should I learn to get a cool job in sf

Bluetooth in Oreo is fucked

Objective c is the ugliest most esoteric programming language there is and it has no place in modern development.

Reason 47 to use typescript: keyof as a generic param allowing you to reference child properties

In honor of Erwin Schrodinger's birthday I may or may not kill a cat. For the love of God nobody ask me which.

Today on "You're wasting your life by not writing typescript"

Union types

The value with redux, among other things, is incredible

It's stuff like this that makes typescript the only way to write modern JavaScript.

When you work for a startup that isn't going well and the ceo won't listen to the board

There are exactly two tricks to optimizing:
1. Make it faster.
2. Call it less.

Turns out apple doesn't allow apps that use GPS on iPads without a GPS module. Decent idea, 100% undocumented. One stack overflow answer, zero upvotes.

Holy fuck why is redux so over engineered. How did everyone let it get this far.

Bout to rewrite a huge ionic app to react native. Someone tell me why I shouldn't

Whenever I find a good github project I go straight for the "utils" folder to see if I can steal anything useful

Time for a full refactor. Everyone can go home for three days while I unfuck every page and pattern.

What's a good salary for a mid level qa where you live

Deadline Driven Development is not sustainable

Always remember to update your resume -before- you need it.

The good thing about these latest sourcetree updates is I finally am forced to learn git command line.

My special edition $130 mouse finally arrived. It takes it's place as the most pretencious thing I own

Smallish team, couple complex apps
1 senior qa
2 mid qa
or 3 junior qa

There are exactly zero developer driven features in osx, sans the terminal. Can anyone disagree? It is the least developer friendly os there is.

Does anyone actually fucking know how certs and provisioning profiles work for large iOS teams without using the cancerous auto provision checkbox? Are we all just fucking it up all the time??

Another 3am production deploy. What's it like to have a real dev team... I legitimately forget.

What happens and why

That realization that you have a memory leak that invalidates all of your previous performance testing

Making changes in apps without an explicit save button really makes me feel uneasy

Im taking PTO tomorrow after remembering that PTO was a thing