School time, programming class:
Girl: Hey, Can you help me?
Me: Sure, what's up?
G: I have an error but I don't know why
M: *looks at error stack trace* You're missing a semicolon in line 133 *puts comma, run... 27 more errors* Well, you have more issues up there, why don't you try to fix them?
G: Oh, Ok, thanks
-- 1 hour later --
G: Hey, can you come? I already fixed the other issues but I still have one I can't fix
M: *checks code, same mistake I fixed, missing semicolon, same line* Why did you erase the semicolon?
G: Oh, because if I erase it, I only have 1 error, but if I leave it, I have 27 so....
M: *turn around, walk away*

An SEO expert walks into a bar, pub, liquor store, brewery, alcohol, beer, whiskey, vodka

Your mama's so FAT she can't save files bigger than 4GB.

Project management isn't so useless a discipline after all

How to break a chatbot (well done).

Got promoted to senior software engineer today! :D

When you go to paste a piece of code with CTRL+V and accidentally press CTRL+C instead so you have to go back and re-copy it.

😂😂😂

Best possible week 13 rant... 😑

Made a really cool spinning animation on a button that submits a form...

API Call is too fast to see it

setTimeout

Best story ever

This really happened to me yesterday at work.

Me: *walks into office*
Coworker: Hey Will, I got a question for you
Me: I...[read more]

Check out this superb website that I made..

http://localhost:8080

Got the memory usage of a c++ program from 1.5gb to 800mb at work.

Never felt so pro before :D

When someone tells me in which language they code and its not the one I use...

Speechless!

Jaja so true

So a friend gifted me this for my birthday! Probably among the best gifts ever 😀

Every single time!

Why did the computer crash?

Because it had a bad driver.

"I don't need math!
I'll just make videogames when I grow up!"
[Myself as a child]

You know you've been coding for too long when you start an email

Hello Mr Person
{

}

my first contact with GNU/linux

Account guy saw me coding...

account guy: so you type a lot.. how can you remember so much??

me: ??

account guy: I mean there is NO LOGIC in what you do, so you must read these things and type them here... you need to remember a lot.. right??

me: ohh... that... well.. I have very good memory :)

p.s. last line was sarcasm

who all can give me a mb?

haha!

I was explaining git and Github to one of my friends during our boring maths class when he asked : "What is the difference between git and Github?". Just then another friend of mine sitting in front turns out and said : "It's like the difference between porn and Pornhub".

I was having fun, when I aliased my co worker cd="exit", he spent his whole day on fixing it and decided to install os again. damn poor :/

Hands down the best exception handling code you will ever see!

ps: not rant

Happy Ramadan Feast to All Muslim People