🎄 Happy New Year! 🎄

Obvious wisdom from me;
1. HR is not your friend. HR is created to protect companies from employees, not to protect employees from companies. HR serve the company and upper level management.
2. If you are victim of mobbing, keep a mobbing diary with exact quoting. Nothing more, nothing less, no speculation. Create an airtight case for future.
3. If you want to change because of mobbing, just find a new job. Do not, I repeat, DO NOT talk to HR about mobbing before you got another job offer at the ready.
4. Present HR with mobbing diary during your exit, imply that you will talk to CEO and take legal actions if you don't get a satisfactory last laugh on the mobber.
5. Do not accept counter-offer from your company-regardless of mobbing case or not. You considered switching to another company, you are branded now and you will be axed at the first chance. Counter-offer is not a guaranteed employment in your company.

On Chronic Stress Medication😊

I'm fully convinced that VS Code is a fork of MS Word. How else could they manage to make their autocompletion features so disgustingly intrusive?

I'm actually surprised that it hasn't tried to capitalize the first letter of each sentence... yet.

I WISH TO END MY HTML TAGS WHEN I FUCKING WANT TO! I WANT TO WRITE A SINGLE QUOTE SIGN IF I WANT TO!

And fuck their fucking "Preferences" menu. Those dropdown boxes are absolute fucking garbage.

Fuck their fucking JSON fuckery. If they cant fit their custom settings into a GUI, it's gonna suck anyway.

Fuck their fucking CPU and RAM requirements. If it manages to lag on a Thinkpad T420, fuck it.

For everything that Microsoft has created, there's an objectively better alternative out there. I'll stick to fucking Atom.

Literally all they see is design.

Users can't make or receive payments across the entire app? Ah, who cares! Much more important is the color and fading animation on that button!!!!

Absolute clowns, I swear.

🤡

go 3 years back and change my "lets not get involved in office politics" mindset.

Apparently, the good workers who arent besties with the founders or CTO dont get recognized for any promotions.

"Any product that needs a manual to work is broken." - Elon Musk

Receiving a bug report from the manual tester “numeric input does not work”.

He accidentally disabled Num Lock on his keyboard.

ninhethy ninhe pefhcent tehsts coverhage, fiiinhe, nhow mhy phodhucht ihs high qhualithy

I do loves me some pusheen :)

When i delete a facebook post. Deep down i know...

Im one of the people who got laid off due to covid19. I was hoping to find work at the same salary my previous job paid me at the very least. A friend of mine pointed out the fact that since i've been in the industry a while that I could ask for a lot more than what I made. I didn't believe him, but since my wife agreed, I've been asking for double my previous salary. I actually got a job that met my ask. I'm glad to say that after being afraid I was getting in over my head, I can actually do this. Glad my friend told me my worth and I hope others have friends that can do the same for them.

"I created the Best NodeJS framework of all time. Because other frameworks are so stupid.

Check out my work https://github.com/mayajs/maya

All other frameworks are dumb. mine is the best.

Support mine instead. NestJS sucks.

Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/IgnacioMack
"
Fuck you

Yeah, thanks for blocking my comment but can you help us tell these fuckers to include what they have tried before posting?

yo so can i suggest a feature all apps should have? i was tapping my phone to my leg in time with music and this happened

😂😂😂😂😂

damn this is brilliant

thanks a lot!

So true man!!!!

Btw...Happy Onam to all my dearest mallu friends...Stay blessed.

Checkmate Flat Earthers

Just create it..😬

How many of you can relate 🤦‍♂️

“UR HIRED”

Vulnerability scanning is not penetration testing.
Vulnerability scanning is not penetration testing.
Vulnerability scanning is not penetration testing.
Vulnerability scanning is not penetration testing.
Vulnerability scanning is not penetration testing.
Vulnerability scanning is not penetration testing.
Vulnerability scanning is not penetration testing.
Vulnerability scanning is not penetration testing.
Vulnerability scanning is not penetration testing.
Vulnerability scanning is not penetration testing.
Vulnerability scanning is not penetration testing.
Vulnerability scanning is not penetration testing.
Vulnerability scanning is not penetration testing.
Vulnerability scanning is not penetration testing.
Vulnerability scanning is not penetration testing.

Shamelessly pasting memes from one platform to other.😁

Apple just announced a new 6k monitor. The stand for it is NOT included and will cost $1000.

This snapshot of the presentation is meme-worthy.

...People will still buy it.

I have no problems if you share the same IQ as a 10 year old.. just not in the workplace.

When you code without design patterns

True story. 😂

😂😂😂This made me laugh

Sorry if this is a repost