If I don't have any weird co-worker, does it mean I'm that weird co-worker? :/

I used to work with a guy who had 2 PH.Ds, in Computer Science and Electrical Engineering and over 600 patents but I kid you not the guy could not use the coffee machine. Now it's not like this coffee machine was as easy as a Keurig, it was some $20,000 espresso machine that took a while to figure out but I tried teaching him how to use it a few dozen times and still he couldn't get it right. It got to the point where I thought he was faking it so that others would make it for him so I offered him $500 if he could figure it out. Still nope. So for the remaining 2 years we worked together I made him coffee whenever he wanted, 2-4 times a day, and he bought me lunch everyday. Before I left the company I bought him a Keurig so that when I left he'd still have coffee.

That feel when git saves your life. Again

Discussing a somewhat small and narrow website project with a customer. Then the customer asks me how I'm going to load balance it.

My initial thought was:
You mean how to loadbalance maximum 10 users??

Guys. Seriously. Take this banner down. I kind of cared -- a WHOLE YEAR AGO.

This isn't the place of modern front end dev. You're obsolete. (This is almost as bad as the Angular 2 rollout!)

Whenever I see a door that says "push", I always pull first, to avoid conflicts.

Hello! I just joined DevRant!

When you have something in your clipboard but then press Ctrl+C instead of Ctrl+V and end up with a blank line.

"sudo !!" Will rerun your last command with sudo privileges in a Linux environment.

You're welcome.

The best part of all of these smartphone assistants is the unintentional humor.

Me : Let's just use CDN.
Former boss (fb) : What's that?
Me : You fetch JS and CSS files online. Faster.
Fb: No! Download it!
Me: Why?
Fb: What if there's no internet?!
Me: ... it's a website...

I like PHP and I develop on Windows 10.

And I have a light theme on my text editor.

It's so true I think everyone have done that :D

Wife: You never listen to me!
Me: Have you tried port 8080?

When you're getting paid by the hour instead of by the job.

Source: UNILAD Tech

Fake bug fix

Day 57: Visual Studio is still uninstalling...

Still true

Don't forget the WHERE in the DELETE FROM.

If you're wondering why your Mac is slow as sh*t, be advised that it's playing Chess during it's free time.

When your shower has more GitHub commits than you

"The server is flooded!"

"With requests? DDoS?"

"No."

CSS can kill you!

Code reuse.

Every time...

:)) finally a good answer

The rule of pi: When giving estimates, multiply your estimate by 3,14.

Quick fix....

Meeting deadlines would be like

A surprisingly honest sales site