New board to keep us motivated! 👍

Hey y'all! It's been a while since I logged in.
But I'm back with a dev jingle, just like last year:

Jingle bells,
Batman smells,
Look how my code compiles,

Oh what fun, it is to see,
No reds in my console!

friend of mine: "I like my servers like I like my girls"
me: "insecure?"

Oh dear lord

* Selects text to copy *
* Ctrl + C to copy *
* Selects text to be replaced with copied text *
* Ctrl + C again instead of Ctrl + V *

Instant rage.

Everyone nowadays :p

try {
❤
} catch(e) {
🍺
}

Dear gradle, no offense but I believe Rome took less time to build!

CS Professor: “What M word is the black hole to all productivity?”

Student: “Management”

CS Professor: “Was going to say meetings but that’s better”

Found this while internetting!

This job posting proves they're in desperate need of graphics designer..

When you live long enough to become the villain.

Opening my IDE today Iike

It all makes sense now...

My dev career in one image

Jingle bells,
Batman smells,
Don't push to prod today!

But if you do,
Make sure you
Test it all the way!

Happy holidays, y'all!

Just another day in development.

From twitter - https://twitter.com/AdamOfEarth/...

Is it an achievement?

This is what happens when I'm asked to document something.

Had a good laugh on this one

[via https://twitter.com/ElleOhHell/...]

GO HARD OR cd ~

My first rant...! Saw this on twitter. So, true.

Oh shit. I found something better. Had to delete previous rant.

Google Assistant is actually being cheeky!

Pure evil

Me if there's no coffee at work:

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ I WANT COFFEE.

┻━┻ ︵ ヽ(°□°ヽ) I WANT COFFEE.

┻━┻ ︵ ＼\('0')/／ ︵ ┻━┻

I WANT COFFEE!

ಠ_ಠ Kurt...

ಠ_ಠ Put.

ಠ__ಠ The tables.

ಠ___ಠ Back.

(╮°-°)╮┳━┳

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ NEVER!

To anyone that isn't sanitizing the input on their websites: I know where you live. You told me, remember?

When you look at the old projects you abandoned on github

Guys, I've been thinking.

When I get married I'm gonna make my partner agree to terms of service and my privacy policy instead of the lame wedding vows 😛

Instead of 'I do', it'll be 'I agree'.

Should also probably make him sign an NDA incase things go south.

Edit:
Also, probably a code of bathroom conduct. (I just remembered that football while peeing rant)

Code comments be like....