self-appointed managers during daily :
SAM : a lot of meetings
SAM : a lot of code review
SAM : a lot of team management
Actual manager : But on what task have you been working?
SAM : a lot of meetings

Experts teach themselves.

I'm back on devRant after 2 years and it feels like home again 😍

When my company decided they needed i18n cause we had one Japanese customer so we need to support multiple languages. And the customer churned after we released the Japanese version of the app

Recruiting front end right now… I’m tiered of this BS.
95% of applicants: “hey I don’t understand what you want, but look at my cool, ToDo app in <INSERT ANY framework>”
“Ok, now add a quick search in your todo project”
“Oh wow, it’s like 5 days work lol and should be managed at back end. I Shouldn’t care”.
How HOW these idiots even have a job ?
I’m out of words. I want to scream, pull my own hair and (Weirdly enough) watch a DareDevil movie

Do not touch my screen.

DO NOT FUCKING TOUCH MY FUCKING SCREEN.

TIL: If your app crashes, just call the problem a minor glitch.

Putting 👏 _ 👏 in 👏 front 👏 of 👏 your 👏 properties 👏 doesn't 👏 make 👏 them 👏 private 👏

alias such=git
alias very=git
alias wow='git status'

$ wow
$ such commit
$ very push

Customer logic - "We'd like a website but we don't know what we want...so can you do a whole thing so we can change 80% of it day after day until we are bored of it? Thanks"

Latest from my team,
One of the Dev copied code from a stackoverflow question.

Got same exception as highlighted in the question and started complaining that his code does not work.

Lead Dev: Just use jQuery, it'll save us from adding a whole new directive in Angular.
Me: 🤦‍♂️
Coworker: 🤦‍♀️

I wish i could upload pics wo caption

Holy shit I never realised how frustrating it is to code for a client the way they want it... I mean I just want to go back to coding for fun

In my opinion
php is shit
js is shit

now what we have with babel-preset-php is converting shit to shit. it's a fucking shit storm.

https://gitlab.com/kornelski/...

Developers to designers be like...

Which dev charges certain devs thst use their Intellij-Plugin? 🤣
I hope he knows that he will never get his money. But nice strategy agains people who are blaming you. 👍🏽

GUESS WHO JUST BURNT OUT?

With 3 weeks to go to launch I've just been booked off for a week for chronic stress and exhaustion.

No laptop for a week.

Junior dev: "I don't understand this code, therefore there must be something wrong with it. I'm gonna rewrite it."

#fromdevtodev

Stages of learning angular js
1. Wtf
2. I think I get it.
3. Wtf

The company I work at have never used Git or any other version control system...
Today I'm working on making everything ready for Git and removing "backup", backup_old", "fileX.php" etc.
In the end, I'll be happy and the company will be happy for the better management and control.

Our university syllabus is so outdated, we are forced to do C programs in TurboC.
So we install Dosbox on Windows 8 machines...
1 upvote = 1 prayer

Project manager: I see you all are running behind schedule. Let me add some more people to....

All(in unison): NOOOOO

#TrueStory

I laugh and cry at the truth of this.

I find it hard to trust code school's courses when they use green as the color for error.

Saw this on a new dev's desk ... Yea, he's fired

Me using CSS to refurbish an old site...

When you use a PC to open a zip file made on a Mac

My girlfriend dumped me after I named a class after her. She felt I treated her like an object.