The documentation gave up on php 😂

Note: Stolen from codechef facebook page

One day when I was about 8 years old my friend and I were in the library. We decided we wanted to try to make a baseball website because we both likes baseball (this was around 1998). We picked up a book on HTML and my dad took it out for us. My dad was also a programmer so he said he would help us learn. We went home that afternoon and made a little website!

I knew right then that I really enjoyed programming and creating things with code, but I realized I wanted to be a programmer in middle school and high school. One of my friends and I started building Flash games. To see if people were playing them, I added in a call to each game that hit a PHP script on our server. I'll never forget the days/weeks that one of our most popular games caused our sever to get hammered and our shared host said they were going to boot us.

It was an awesome feeling knowing people were enjoying these games that we worked really hard on, and that's one of the main reasons I always wanted to be coding/creating things that people enjoy using.

Ship it!

Sometimes I get so frustrated seeing my old code, I wanna travel back in time and slap myself!

The 1st of July, it'll be a year ago since my father passed away.

I made him a promise as he explicitly told me; "Please grow our company, I wouldn't have put you in the CTO position if you sucked at what you do" - so I said I would keep pushing the boundaries.

As per now we've officially broken our set target. Our revenue thus far in 6 months of time has reached to last years total revenue. I take great comfort in knowing that he would have been god dang proud.

July the 1st will be a day with both a smile and a tear. Had to get this off my chest!

That moment you do "close all tabs" after solving a bug 🐛

I recently got my first job ever as a developer. And I don't know how long the feeling will last; but I have to say it's an awesome feeling to get paid for what you love doing! I hope you guys share this feeling with me

1. Code works
2. Add if statement
3. Code breaks
4. Comment out if statement
5. Code works
6. Uncomment if statement
7. Code works
8. Wtf??

im a senior c# .net dev and i wear glasses.
i can c# and cant c# at the same time.
ha! beat that!

#foreveralone 😓

Hahaha! Saw this in Whatpulse mail.

when u spend 2 hours desperately trying to fix a bug. Give up, off the computer and get ready for bed. the moment you get comfortable and ready to sleep. You solve the problem mentally in ur head. Get back up, on the computer and continue coding.

So, in my spare time I run a little helper business that teaches children/teenagers how to program.

Theres a new kid that's been coming for around about a month, and I swear the kid is a programming deity.
He picked programming and more importantly developing remarkably quickly.
Long story short, I paid for him to go to a Hackathon in LA and he now has more business contacts than me.

There's a meowing duck hidden in Amazon's html code

Trying to get this UI pixel perfect

#eminem {
background-color: black;
color: white;
word-spacing: 0;
}

Update on my previous post!

first time i have a boyfriend who s also a developer.... boy, our pillow talk is weird...

You know you're a programmer when you camelcase your hashtags. #becauseClarity

Can we please take a moment to acknowledge the fact that our community has grown tremendously? #feelingblessed

Looked at your old code and starts wondering "who the heck wrote this shitty code!"

You know, but "it works on my machine".

Couple programming :D

Front end vs. Back end

Spend half an hour finding music to listen to while I code; Pause it after 30 seconds to concentrate on refactoring. Stays paused for rest of day.

Really getting the most out of those expensive new headphones.