"There's a weird noise in my computer. Can you check it out?"

Finding the bug. The usual flow:
"Omg! I think it's a bug in the compiler"
10 minutes later:
"OK, it surely is a bug in the runtime"
20 minutes later:
"I'm certain this is a bug in the core library"
2 hours later:
"Oh, it's a bug in my code. Again, as usual, I'm the idiot. Stupid world."

When you have tons of of work to do but all you can think about is a cool personal project...

This "I'm complete idiot" feeling when you try tons of different things to solve a problem and none of them works.

Sunday morning. The sky is blue, the birds are singing, my computer is booting up because I have work to do.

When business comments on a spec document by first printing it, then writing notes by hand and finally send a bunch of scanned PDFs.

Skype: Please wait (long time) while we are improving your experience.

UX at its finest.

Things were so much easier before. We just had to "sudo apt-get install ..." and life was good.

Designers who think producing a PSD file is everything they have to do. No css/html or whatever.

if (condition)
Action();

Curly braces are not that expensive God dammit!

Me every evening:

"Going to bed. Just to finish this little thing here..."
4 hours later...
"Damn..."

if (condition){
return true;
} else {
return false;
}

"It's only one small change on a single line of code. What could possibly go wrong?"

"Oh, the project is almost fine. Just add some UX now"