Computer society in High school

So while I was in high school, I got excited over the computer society because I thought I could learn a lot of programming stuff from them. I joined and quickly realized that that was a big mistake. They were teaching stuff that you learn from the computer classes in grammar school, eg MS Office, email clients.

I started to learn programming myself through learning online, eventually being the best student in the society. The teacher in charge chose me to teach the class next year, but it cannot be too advance as people would get bored and confused.

Why does classes have to be like this, cannot be too hard. Has to be something that clearly everyone knows. This kind of bullshit has to stop.

Such clients

I need this!

once my professor asked our class, how will we rate ourselves on a scale of 1 to 10 on our knowledge of C language.
When we finally finished giving our answers, he told me that he'll rate himself a miserly 0.0000001, though he had brilliant knowledge of C.
I wanted to know if people here would give themselves similar rating or not?

Told my GF I'm busy working. While in reality I'm on devRant for last one hour

When your shower does more commits than you

hahaha 😁

That moment a devRant ++ means more thank any social media equivalent 😁😁😁

Here only for the freebies. Seriously!

Is a word missing there?

command line FTW

Programmers life reaching final day! [Spanish comic] [Don't need to know Spanish to understand] it only say the day of the weeks... you gotta understand

asking for a date in safe mode

Designers be like...

sometimes I feel like I'm a fullstackoverflow developer ^_^'

Googled "prevent memory leaks in delphi".
Came across a library called TCondom.
Talk about naming your classes aptly.

angular2 final released :) anyone working on it already, happy with it?

lol no job for you

any hardcore peeps like this? :P

gotta commit b4 I do anything..

gotta push b4 I do anything..

gotta deploy to prod b4 I do anything..

God! kill me already 😭😭😭😭

Go home Windows, you're drunk.

Haters say it, is Ctrl+shift+i

Request: Need stress ball
Reason: Learning JavaScript

This is how everything begun

when you are asked a yes/no question but your input doesn't really matter...

CoffeeScript is dead. Deal with it.

Everyone can relate to this haha ^^"

I've been a programmer a few years now and i still haven't had to magically fly through a virtual city by typing furiously at my keyboard

~yesterday at a coffee shop~

Brother *bragging* about new workstation: "he" has 512gb of ram.

His friend: imagine how many chrome tabs you can keep open at once!

Me: almost one.

When you get a little confused

Blamed team member for writing unmaintainable code. Turns out it was the other way round.