The only thing standing between me and riches is getting fired

Had a bit of time on my hands and this was the result. Shaking my head. I should never be left free and alone. Lol.

HP Spectre 13 Core i7, Lenovo ThinkSystems SR630. C# and Php included. I love IT

Look at that desktop. Sexy and clean. I wish i could say the same for my code.. :-(

MS Edge got a bit unsettled and competitive when i typed in 'Chrome'. 😂. It's a bit sad though 😕

They had no 'close/cancel' option so i gave them my email and said, hey, sign me up

Google I/O 2018: Google Duplex AI
Apple WWDC 2018: Dark mode

I take a walk, at dusk, grab some coffee along the way. Helps me clear my mind and refocus

Well, can you?

You think code is complicated?
Wait till you import a wife.

Go get a coffee

Best definition I've seen so far

*In Office
Coworker raises his head, looks at boss: "I'm leaving".

Boss raises head looks at coworker: "Ok".

All this took 5 seconds,..the weirdest 5 seconds of my life

Windows 10 is like a vagina with testicles:- it makes no sense

This is Facebook Messenger. And thats a fuckin Advert. Fuckin adverts in my fuckin inbox. For fuck me's sake, What the fuck

//Meanwhile in a class somewhere

Great job,
Great wife,
Great salary,
Great body gains,
Well, Great fuckin everything really

Stages of grief. The Programmer's version.
//Maybe COBOL wasn't a good idea.

Friend: I really dont see how Java and JavaScript are different
Me: *Several minutes explaining the differences
Friend: Ok, ok, but if i write 'JAVA' scripts, im a JavaScript programmer right?
Me: No, you're an asshole

My friend who is new to Android App Dev was trying to make a simple app that programmatically takes a pic then sends it as an MMS. He opened Stack Overflow, copied code and i heard him murmur "hmm this is simple". Knowing the future, and the wrath of Android Studio, i leaned into my seat and waited. 2 hours later i knew Andy Studio had pissed all over him and it was written all over his face. I walked past him as if to go to the toilet then back again, his screen was blood red with errors and my heart danced and sang.

3 hours later i was out of the room and he sent me a text saying "I give up". I replied, "well tbh, im suprised it took you that long"

Thank you Android Studio for showing all those who think all we do is copy and paste code that they are freakin retards.

Leave JAVA TF alone. You ungrateful bastards. Leaving your long time love for these small ass small houses of programming languages

Sometimes when i drop my fone, break something or say something stupid i yearn for a real life "Ctrl + Z", and just undo that shit right quick.

Oooh these babies finally got here. Thanks devRant. Now i can call it a day

#deleteWindows10

IT vs CS vs SE degrees. In which case would each better serve me.

I could almost swear, when Windows 10 is ready to install updates on my PC it starts slowing it down so i can restart it and then it can proceed installing them.🤔

but oh well...thats too far fetched

Been watching The Lord of the Rings trilogy since yesterday for the third time in my life. I shed a tear at the end. That movie is as good today as it was 15 years ago. Awesome.

Now, to make this post relevant, im going to close VLC media player, open Android Studio and go on a Kotlin (which is becoming more and more like Gandalf the White) journey

Is software development a field you can spend your entire life in or its like professional football, the older you get and companies don't want you anymore and they're seeking young talent?

I need to know where i might end up in 20 years time

Instagram: "Jill liked your post"
Me: F off

Twitter: "Chris liked your tweet"
Me: WTF do i care

devRant: "Jamie liked your comment"* and you're getting stickers for it*
Me: "Wait, what?... You're alright devRant, you're alright"

-Music
-Taking a walk esp at dusk or dawn
-Sometimes, coffee