LOL :D

i am newby in devrant. But i think it could be nice idea to implement a poll system. What do you think?

Thank you Google for splitting my package

Didn't want to post it as there's been already a lot of posts like this. But I just can't help myself to rant over this. This happened yesterday. I helped him earlier with his phone.

Friend of my dad: Hey, I need your help with my laptop I bought from eBay.

Me: *flashbacks of devRant posts*

Him: Everything works. It's just that nothing comes up in display.

Me: Okay, you need to take that to a repair shop. If at least something came up on screen I could help.

Him: Aren't you a computer engineer? I bought this because I knew you can fix it.

Me: *more flashbacks*

Him: You gotta help me with this. I can't lose money on this

Me: You didn't even ask me anything before buying. Ask your buyer if they have a 30 day return policy.

Him: Why are paying this much to study Computer Engineering? I'll talk to your dad.

This people man. I told my dad and he never received his call anymore

On his first week at job, the junior says:

Hey guys! Check out this new website I found! You'll thank me later.

When someone writes class names lowercase and methods uppercase in Java.

Shit, I was supposed to work but found devrant today.. can't stop scrolling

Today I figured out how to remotely control my student's computers and how to send them messages when they're not doing the right thing

My girlfriend dumped me after I named a class after her. She felt I treated her like an object.

Use Vim. What could happen?...

coincidence?

Interviewer: "What's your greatest weakness?"

Me: "I'd say my greatest strength are my listening skills"

Ironic.

Just because I'm a programmer doesn't mean I'm some nerd that watches anime, relishes in video games, and spends more time around computers than around girls!

Even though that's all true...

Russian-roulette in Bash

The best answer

My friend had managed to move up viewport with pure javascript...

The new iPhone 7 comes out on August. If you want to have a sneak peek at the new iPhone. Take a look at the your current iPhone and pretend it costs 200 dollars more.

correctly named devices

The only word.

It's a great feeling when you are 18 years old and already got job offer, because you finished every single task during your internship - really well in fact.

oldie but goodie

The best script ever 😜🤘

Customer: I don't see why you cant just make me something like Facebook for $300 this is ridiculous

Me: ...

I need one of these shirts! 😂

My friend tells me #Linux has demons that work in the background! Does that mean Linux users are evil too?! #imscared

So true

Progression in mindset of a developer trough professional life:

1. I'm going to make my code so efficient and beautiful that everyone will envy it!

2. I'm going to make sure I keep separation of concern.

3. I'm going to make my code at least maintainable for other developers.

4. Well shit. At least it works, for now.

When you lose your job as dev at 31