People are worried that AI will replace them in their jobs.

But guys.

We are still using php.

I think we are safe for the next 200 years.

Stolen from Reddit

I imagine two dev colleagues sitting next to each other, on their phone, each feeling very secure in the anonymity of devrant.

Just applied to a new job with this as my cover letter.
Wish me luck!

1969 vs 2017

Everytime I need to edit a document

Your website looks great. I have told my secretary to send you your payment.

Wait, I forgot to check it on Internet Explorer. Give me a second let me check now.

Me: Sir, I suggest that you complete the payment before you proceed with any further tests!

,,,,*

HTTP response code cheat sheet
(From /r/Programmer humor)

Gillette Excel

I guess transforming ideas into usable softwares and seeing people use them is the biggest satisfaction there is in this profession.

!rant

I made devRant pancakes!
yummy

My dev area of focus: Excel, Word, PowerPoint.
Why: because I am the CEO 🤓

Cross platform desktop application for devRant [more details]

My last night:
- Had nothing much to work on.
- Opened a porn site to spend sometime.
- Clicked on some really good video.
- Realized full screen isn't working on the page.
- Fired up JS console, spent the next 30 minutes trying to get the video part full screen. Failed!
- Opened up Google & navigated through stackoverflow looking for the fix. Still couldn't do it.
- Cursed the website for having a bad design.
- Left the site.

Bad UI = No Fuck.

When a hiring manager wants 5+ years experience in Swift.

Swift release date = June 2, 2014

😂👍🖕

Geeky way to reach out to the girl/guy you have a crush on.

Can anyone relate?

Once upon a time...

Technology :)

Found this in our codebase, apparently one of my co-workers had written this

When you merge 8 pull requests and everything worked without any conflict.

Everyone,

Get Visual Studio 2017 RC right now! It is much faster and uses less space, almost 5x less than 2015.

Shout out to my team lead for finding out there's a badge for front end development

I love to teach these boys and girls for basic C. :3

I played a lot of Command & Conquer when I was younger, and I remember going through the files for C&C: Red Alert. I found one that had all the units names and properties, and wondered what happened if I changed a value. So I changed grenadiers attack speed to something ridiculously fast, and found that it actually changed it in the game!

The light bulb went off in my head, and I then created new units:
- Albert Einstein that shot electricity
- Attack dogs that launched missiles

Granted the animations didn't exist for these so it defaulted to playing their death animations when attacking, which was amusing.

That was the ah-ha moment for me that lead me to pursue programming. It was just so much fun!

Nice....

Got to love Ubisoft web devs.

Their new "30 days of Ubisoft" calendar has the browser download 30 images of closed numbered boxes, 30 images for the hover state of each box and another 30 for the open state. Granted, the images aren't big, but hasn't anybody heard of custom fonts and CSS3?

Oh, and the "surprises" have already been leaked on reddit, gj on keeping hints in the page source.

https://30days.ubi.com/Promotion/...

Wife: You never listen to me!
Me: Have you tried port 8080?

Here's to all the people who are willing to spend 5$ at starbucks but refuse to spend a dollar on an app