A nice week for all of you.

Many of you must have seen this, but still, this shower has lot of GitHub contributions.

When he told her he worked in IT support, it really turned her on.
Then it turned her off.
Then it turned her on again...

#1 problem during summer months

Go python :D

*inhales*

OVER 3 BILLION DEVICES RUN JAVA

If I don't commit, then I can't break the build.

I have many stickers on my laptop, need some more to complete the selection. Would love to see devRant on here! Help me reach the goal? Suggestions as to what else to add?

Fuck you NPM

*Theoretical computer scientist is at an interview.*

Interviewer: “Imagine that you are walking down a road and see a house on fire. What do you do?”

CS Guy: “I dial the police and tell them that the house is on fire.”

Interviewer: “Good. Now, imagine that you are walking down the same road, and you see that the same house is not on fire. What do you do?”

CS Guy: *Ponders for a little while.* “I put the house on fire, thus reducing it to a problem I’ve solved before.”

GIVE ME A PROPER FUCKING CHANGELOG

Oops!

Internet Explorer:
You type a local IP without the protocol.
It doesn't add http automatically.
It doesn't add https automatically.
IT TRIES TO SEARCH IT ON BING

I freaking hate IE

Got to work this morning only to find out devRant is now on the list of blocked social media sites here. Let the job search begin.