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About

Just this old fart who wrote his first program back in '76
Skills

JS, TS, HTML, CSS, PHP, databases, loads of old crap sane people don't use anymore.
Location

Sweden

Joined devRant on 2/17/2017

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Will they be taking our jobs now? 😂😂

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Boss: “Do you think you can work on Saturday? We really need the help.”

Me: “Yes, of course.”

Boss: “Great, thank you.”

Me: “I’ll probably be late, though, as public transport is slow on the weekends.”

Boss: “Okay, when do you think you will be at the office?”

Me: “Monday”.

joke/meme not until you pay me overtime

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It changed my life, really. 😁

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Css life

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Sometimes I wish I can control life like CSS.

Example: traffic{ float: left}

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CSS IRL

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Front-end developer's to-do list :
☑ Climb Everest
☑ Learn how to speak mandarin
☑ Become god
◻ Vertically center something in CSS

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CSS can kill you!

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Found this in the source of http://brm.io/matter-js/ Gonna put this in all HTML pages I write from now on.

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The one project where I had to build a browser based status dashboard for a molten-salt solar powerplant

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Everytime the client say 'thank you' :)

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Hitting that publish button on your first app. And getting the first 5⭐ rating. Bliss 😊😊😊

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What about that :P

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Today pranked my colleague changing some semicolons in his PHP Code to greek question marks.
It took him tears, sweat and a long time until I told him.
Now he wants to kill me.
XD

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Interviewer at the end of the meet : Do you have any other queries..?

Our programming guy : of course, select * from ...

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How was yours?

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I need coffee

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After 10 years of development, and 7 years of being happily married, I'm in love again... With Unit Testing.

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Programmers have to make it complicated. 😎

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How software projects are managed...

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I HATE WORDPRESS. Its like programming a 10 year old pasta.

Cant even break lines in HTML or CSS, even marked as important.

Why my client want this garbadge is beyond me.

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!rant

Hi from the 33rd Chaos Communication Congress!

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At my company we need to change our passwords every month and every month I add a an extra exclamation mark at the end of my password. Now after 5 years there is an unbearable amount of exclamation marks so I tried to change my my password to 'beefstew'.

Apparently it wasn't stroganoff.

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I wanted to share this with you guys, it's a manefesto for developers and it's worth a look.

https://git-tower.com/blog/...

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Oh god :D

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This never gets old...

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My company uses SVN so I cry every time I see a git joke

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I'm learning Vue.js this weekend, so far it's been fantastic! I can get a practice app up and running much more quickly than React

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Really?!

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Everyone ist talking about AI or Machine Learning, but the Google Translator is still everytime on the wrong languages.

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