Right now it is 03:47 and i just had a 15 hour workday to be able to make my 1 february deadline.... too bad i missed it by three hours and 47 minutes.
Im broken... good night you guys

Dunno if repost but made my day!! So i'm sharing.

Wtf... kids coding by google. I cant figure out the shortest route for this last level. Any ideas???

Sometimes i would really like caches to be f*ck*d in the arse untill they refresh themselves out of self pity so i dont need to search for the f*ck*ng problem for an hour!!!

Oke... I do NOT want to start a war about PHP because i am usually a big fan, but this just blew my mind.

round(null) = 0

HOW DO YOU ROUND NON EXISTENT?

Work ahead...

Oke so this just happened...

Spent 30 minutes figuring out why the f**k a div was vertically centered within another one.

Apparently margin:auto within a display: flex not only centers horizontally but also vertically.

I remember the days when i spent hours vertically centering sh*t. What universe are we in?

Is there anyone else who sings what he/she codes when coding alone on a saturday afternoon?

Im so grateful to all those way more talented devs then myself who helped to build laravel and vue. If anyone here is one, have my sincerest gratitude!

I wonder...

Does anyone really indent with spaces by themselves? I would not if my IDE didn't do it for me.

Do NOT give this rant another vote!

My biggest revelation of all time: "sentry"

!rant: first time building an application on a framework. The view is amazing from up here on these giant's shoulders. Thanks to all of those brilliant people making my life easier.

The disappoinment when trying to use column select in other editors and it is not available...

If (method-exists (devrant->rantAboutBreakingUpWithGirlfriend ()){
Echo "This seriously sucks %#$@£¥";
}else {
Return false;
}

Worked till 01:30 last night. Now starting monday 😑💤

Just wondering. Are there any pre-google devs in here to paint a picture how you did your job?

I would ike to be @dfox or @trogus. In any job interview just drop the phrase...

I founded devrant...

Hired 😁

Generating pdf is hell!!! Its like falling back to 2004 regarding css-compliance

After working practically non-stop for the past 8 months... im going on vacation. Will you guys watch my last-night-commit for me?

If you are tall and experience back problems like me, give one of those balls that you sit on a try. It costs 15 euros and it solved everything for me. If it doesnt... well... throw it of your balcony and let me know how high it bounced

Thousand different browsers

It's worth a shot

It must stop...

Finding a dev for our dutch team is hard. Our demands are not that big. Can be a junior or senior php guy. Bit of front end required. Any tips? How would you like to be contacted?

windows... seriously?

client: can you please give me an estimate for the costs of building an api...
me: ...

user... user... user... USER...USE!!!! why do I always type user when wanting to type user!!! USE!

started debugging IE10. missing inspect element right away. oh what would i do without chrome....

Swaaaag. I've never been happier with a t-shirt. Thanks @jumpshot44!! @dfox too.