The shit code I wrote before my cs degree is marginally better than the shit code I write now. The lack of of improvement is related to the shit job I got after my degree. Cs degree did teach me a lot of good oo concepts and design.... That I rarely use due to shit legacy code I maintain.

Invent AI devrant and AI porn... AI will be too distracted to code

A fucking space character should never be allowed in a wifi password!!! Just spent 4 hours looking to why the fucker would not connect to find a space on the end!! Trim or show an error!!!

Helpful message midway through watching the football match... Always at an important moment... Must be coded to display when the commentator gets excited.

Database concepts at Uni, teacher could barely speak English, after numerous requests to repeat what they were saying, teacher yelled at us in some other language and stormed out... Didnt bother going back to another lecture. Got a HD.

Fucking rounding I hate you, trying to write sales figures to an accounting system API that is using some kind of fucked up rounding method that will not balance no matter what I do. Agghh