World domination plan. [more details]

Never gave much consideration to new year's resolutions, but here we go:
- Make my life less shitty
- Find a way out of my depression
- Get back to my old rythm
- Be in control of my own mind and my body again

Dear JavaScript devs,

Can you please stop with using new Framework(); everywhere?

Sincerely,
A PHP dev

*Me and my GF who works for CIA*

Me: Send nudes
GF: Whose do you want ?

Morning conversation with wife.

As she puts a stainless steel water bottle on the counter

She: can you make a water bottle for our daughter before school.

Me: I'm not sure, does it have to look like this one, I don't have any training working with metals. But if I have full control over the design. I may be able to come up with something.

She: that not funny, why do you always do that.

Me: do what, that is exactly what you told me to do.

A little later.....

She: I'm running late, can you make sure "everything" up stairs is unplugged..... (She means her curling iron)

I can't wait until she comes home.........;-)

Give this guy a medal

+ I’m an animator at Rockstar Games
- Wow what do you do
+ Don’t ask

If you're going to bother to detect that my input is without hyphens, then you can certainly insert them for me too.

I'm always the guy that does the work...

php is awesome