Every side project ever

For shits I opened myh spam box in gmail. There was a flood of spam from dating.lt . I wanted to just go over there and see if I somehow have an account in there. And delete it if possible.

But when I tried to log in with my usual "spam credentials" -- this hapened

The new figma plugins are actually insane lol, some examples:

- font scale, always struggled with having to apply the formula myself or finding the right one so it scales nicely

- image tracer, that plugin replaces adobe illustrator for me, since I only used it to convert pixels to vector images

- removebg, 99% of what I pulled photoshop up for

still have to test them some more, but so far it literally replaces all that adobe crap for me.

https://figma.com/c/plugin/...

https://figma.com/c/plugin/...

https://figma.com/c/plugin/...

Lol, which ones do you guys use

I hate testers when they do this 🤬😡😠

Merge conflict in git

A dev can dream, right...?

That’s fucking insane.... Probably a double post; sorry in advance... I just have to express my anger and amazement for a second.

Angry that they didn’t use such a high powered DDoS attack against say... Facebook or some shit like that, amazed at the sheer size of that attack...

I kinda wanna touch it.

Frontend-developer's day is like:

*moving element by 0.0001px to right*:
- *10 new pages appeared*
- *text suddenly disappeared*
- *pictures pierced bottom of page*
- *window.alert("Kill me")*
- *it's night outside the window, but you totally sure a minute ago was a noon*

*moving element back*:
- *no pictures*
- *no text*
- *no moon*
- *10 blank pages*
- *only darkness left in this world...
...and this fcking element, yeah*

If a colleague went to a conference and checked their laptop with their luggage, you would think it would get stolen. Nope, it came back like this. It worked out really well for them, they got a new laptop and we all got a good laugh out of it.

I did it; it works.

This is a real project.

Life saver

A method that contains over 9000 lines of code.....
Are there really production codebases out there with stuff like that? If yes I am scared as hell because I don't want to work with that kind of code once I graduate
Tell your stories!

5 hours on the call. No end in sight. Nothing in logs, errors, or captures. Want to cry.

Just Open Sourced my first script: https://github.com/n0ah01/afc.js

It is a ASCII Art Colorizer :-P
Any feedback is much appreciated.

Never laughed so hard before. Worth the time. Totally!

Source: https://blog.toggl.com/world-create...

The real Russian roulette for server admins 😂

HAI

Just published LOLCODE language support for Visual Studio Code. One of the most satisfying moment of my life.

Link : https://marketplace.visualstudio.com/...

KTHXBYE

Manager: Write a function to get tomorrow's date.

Kids:

int getTomorrowsDate() {
return getCurrentDate() + 1;
}

Legends:

int getTomorrowsDate() {
sleep(1000*60*60*24);
return getCurrentDate();
}

At the end of this exercise, you will have your very own ‘bot’, capable of collecting any kind of information you want from the internet, into your own database. Sounds like a great way to get sued for Copyright infringement! Let’s get started!

https://franciskim.co/how-to-data-c...

😂😂😂

A young guy I work with burst into tears today, I had no idea what happened so I tried to comfort him and ask what was up.

It appears his main client had gone nuts with him because they wanted him to make an internet toolbar (think Ask.com) and he politely informed them toolbars doesn't really exist anymore and it wouldn't work on things like modern browsers or mobile devices.

Being given a polite but honest opinion was obviously something the client wasn't used to and knowing the guy was a young and fairly inexperienced, they started throwing very personal insults and asking him exactly what he knows about things (a lot more than them).

So being the big, bold, handsome senior developer I am, I immediately phoned the client back and told them to either come speak to me face-to-face and apologise to him in person or we'd terminate there contract with immediate effect. They're coming down tomorrow...

So part my rant, part a rant on behalf of a young developer who did nothing wrong and was treated like shit, I think we've all been there.

We'll see how this goes! Who the hell wants a toolbar anyway?!

When you add a useless feature.... :-)

Just follow company's iso 😂😂