Pfff real programmers use a puppy and have it chase a frisbee where the frisbee hits a flower disrupting a bees honey sucking so it goes home to beat it's wife which again the wife bee gets pissed off and stings my dumb client who mashes some buttons on a keyboard by mistake whilst using my software which fucks up my program and I have to tell him that my program is fine and if he didn't try walking in the garden holding his laptop because of his poor WiFi connection then all of this wouldn't've happened.

Story time?

JSON format . 🔥🔥🔥

Because "NATURAL CODING MOTION"

That exclamation with yes is so underrated it's infuriating. If it shows a warning then something is wrong bitch. It does not mean to just go and and keep doing what you are doing you dumb motherfucker.

@paralegalseagul ayyy but seriously can you believe that I asked for a one line bash command help using ffmpeg and most of them suggested me to use some obscure unsupported package because it "works" better for this problem.

Don't even get me started on duplicate question tagging and removing the question. Fuck them.

You forgot the "it just doesn't feel right" reason.

Gets me angry faster than finding indentation errors in python.

Plot twist: It was not a dream you had a lot of work so you had to get an extra pair of hands. You had interviews and your wife came and got selected. She messed up. you screamed at her. she is feeling bad because you shouted at her in front of others.

You forgot latest packages which are supported by latest visual studio only. But the source is written in visual studio . Ver: Jurassic era. So you have to now understand the code to write it in latest shit. For that you have to get updated with the latest API. Do I need to go on? It's infuriating as shit.

I think you are losing the plot. It's not necessary to know very little things. You just have to know which is used when . Start from there and everything connects like how our earth connects or how Google maps work.

Different frameworks (cities) but similar functions with *importance on a specific thing* and different languages(houses) but again same shit but importance in *what* . You just need to know what they have in different than what are common. It gets easy if you go like that. Hope this helps. Also I don't think I need to explain about HTML (bricks).. different type of bricks and CSS(paint) and JS (wiring ) see...it gets easy to remember when you order it like this.

Geany is a text editor + compiler which can run codes like c, cpp, java and python.

It's very lightweight and a compiler too.

Fyi you could put DP = double penetration and still the whole post will make sense. 😂

#casting #toohard

You forgot the part where you want to sleep but you can't because you literally spoiled your sleep for this. The part where you are angry but you can't because you want to fucking sleep.

You mean the program which was running for 2 days which is almost at the end of the execution got interrupted.

No fucking problem.

But the multiple screen processes which were running much more longer than a month have been stopped.

Just fuck my shit up fam. I feel you.

Shit's lit fam. 🔥

Ah the phantom bug like the phantom vibrate. It happens when there's some irregularity in your hardware. Such as a mini short circuit which fucks up the bits and by the time your compiler tries to set itself the output has already been given. So yeah... Tis nothing but a bit-crash.

Shouldn't've put the pun as a tag. It gave it out.

I see you like to live dangerously as well. Currently at 40 updates pending. Cannot update because there's no fucking space on my phone.

@iAmNaN thanks man and let me say the community is awesome here. This is just what I need to blow steam and have fun.

It's magic I tell you. Work on a bug for 3 whole days without proper sleep. One day just sleep till afternoon for the fuck of it. Eating lunch and Voila... Crystal clear solution which makes me feel dumb like why/how the fuck didn't I think like that before?