I for one welcome our new Robot Overlords.

Security patches installed and servers blessed by the Pope... Ready for any threat!

New guy reported today, seems to be fitting nicely.

"I learned C in one of my class at Uni, but that's pretty useless, nobody uses it."'
And that's when I killed him your honor.

"Language is not a religion, it's a tool." - Technical experts at a random workshop session
Maybe if more people understood there would be less pain and violence in the world and more progress.

The Church of GNU came to my freedomless college today. It was quite the ceremony.

Too true, too true...

God I love upgrading a server on the weekend with no one in the office!

I'm mainly a Java guy but JS ability to pass a function has a parameter to another function makes me feel like god.

Friendly reminder to clean your PCs/Servers every now and then.

When they ask me to add a new employee to the AD record.

Hehehe

Going down to the new office tomorrow to choose my new nap ro... Err, I mean, our server room.

Guess it's time to upgrade our office servers.

My reaction when I found uTorrent in the firewall server.

"No one's here, let's just restart it and see what happens."

I recently started my first job at a small place and on the first week they gave me access to the firewall server because they wanted me to implement a VPN service. It could have gone worse, the network was only down for 10 minutes.

Got a call from a place I interviewed at two years ago and never heard back from saying they were really impressed with me. Well, I guess they kept their promise to call me back someday.