I had to program a webservice in PHP (never touched it before). First of all, i get why this language is so much hated. Second i had to debug one function for 5h because of 'é' in my DB.... UTF8 FTW i guess.

Let's finish this by a pun

PHP is really a rich language.

Hey devRanter? I want your opinion on the Surface as a programming laptop-ish. I need a new computer for travel and I have an hesitation between the Surface with a i5 and SSD 256GB vs a more classic laptop.

If I may ask for your favorite feature as well?

!rant

As i mentionned here https://www.devrant.io/rants/434101 i was at the hospital. My girlfriend brought me a computer and i'm working on a room organization application for her classroom (she is a teacher).

Rant

Now she is with me at the hospital... in another room delivering our little feature... i'm going to be a dad. Oh and btw this is a rant because it is hard for me to go see her as i am stuck in a bed...

!rant

My girlfriend brought me her laptop at the hospital so I could code. Hello self project.

Rant

It is fucking hard to type while being plugged from fucking everywhere!

I have learned most of the keyboard shortcut for the IDEs i use. My favorite keyboard shortcuts are VS's.

Let's not forget about snippet

Would you rather have Trump as a PM or never code ever?

Would you rather know every language's syntax or never create any bug?

What I've learned from my boss
-UI is easy to change, it's only css
-It is always low level programmer fault
-Management is never wrong
-You have to be early for them to be extra late
-Complex thing have to be simple
-Being straightforward is only one way
And lastly never ever expect a raise

You guested it, I don't work there anymore! Fuckin cunt

A quote if Trump was a dev on linux

"grep them by the pussy"

Today I announced to a customer (a shitty one) that we had lost all their data. When I was done explaining what happened, one of my employee turn to me and said :"oh! I know where the data are. I did a backup there". It was after 1 weeks of searching that the tech decided to tell us he knew where all the backup went... Now I have to call the customer again...

If at first compiling a COBOL code don't suceed try compiling it again

YOU KNOW WHEN YOU CODE IN COBOL

The Assignement i mention earlier is almost done...

one step left: Mock data *sigh*

Currently working on an assignement that is worth 10% of my semester.

Takes around 40hr to complete...

I study Computer Science. At school we have a little project group that help others students in different fields with their computer problems.

A guy came and he says that he tried to removed the jack from the audio jack - he broke it for whatever reason - with a stick with hot glue on it's tip saying he saw this on Youtube. The glue got stuck in the jack... We had to buy a new headphone jack card for his laptop.