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rule 34: if it exists, there is porn of it

rule 35: if it exists, there's a javascript framework with that name

Wiire-Shark Doo doo doo doo doo
Eating our internet Doo doo doo dooo doo
Why you do this? Doo doo doo doo doo doo
Wireshark.

client side validation ?

>building the same app once again because of a bug
>look in the unity editor settings for android
>find "proguard"
>google it, find it might be useful to minify, obfuscate code and other stuff
>try to minify the shit of the app
>original app was 25.1MB
>minified app is 24.6MB
>minified app using "Gradle (Experimental)" is 24.5MB

oh god here we go, it fucking begins

Most of my company clients

Santa is just a glorified sprint master

Despite being 13% of the population, developers commit 100% of the shitty code in production

The joy that is the difference between `cd ..` and `cd..` is unexplainable

So True...

Agreed! Gilfoyle

Source Facebook but very funny

I don't really get it why my co-male dev does not like ternary operator as a shorthand operator for if/else statements.

9:00 AM: Ahh, first day back at work.
9:05 AM: AAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I want my vacation back.

I don't like React..😐

Undoubtedly Tabs vs Spaces 🤣

Why fix something that works right?

Oh the wonders of 3d-printing

Someone had to do it

How do your notebooks cover look like? Here is mine:

So my 2020 started by eating a curb at 01:30 am while biking home drunk.
No bad injuries.

My top and only plan for 2020 is to buy the next iPad Pro and pen and learn to draw cats. No joke.

Programmers self imagination:

Smart like R. Hendricks
Badass like Gilfoyle
Nothing like Dinesh

Twitter CEO: I mainly use DuckDuckGo instead of Google.

Me: Just birds supporting each other 🙄

Oh no! My eight-bit ++ counter is about to overflow!

⚫⚫⚫⚫🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️

This is what happens when you hire a philosophy major.

Just went clubbing in a stackoverflow tshirt 😂😂😂😂😂

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