Start-up: hires 3 junior devs to save money.

Start-up: expects things to get done faster-- BUT-- Start-up keeps adding things to the TO-DO list and backlog-- i.e. it's all relative!!

Start-up: gets angry at 3 junior devs why they can't deliver when they keep adding tasks and ask we fall behind.

Dev team: "Seriously? You hire more devs to finish tasks faster, but you keep adding more than are being finiahed-- obviously it's gonna take longer now regardless"

Git --pull life together

Pair-programming... I can't pin-point an exact time, but nearly every time I do pair up and program with someone I have a blast.

Chrome's that kid who used to come over to your house growing up, who would raid your pantry and eat all of your food.

RIP Jack

Cred: Practical Dev

That's gotta be a rush of adrenaline.

Saw this on twitter... So true.

Endless loop from workstation to bathroom.
Enough coffee to make your central nervous system depends on it.