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So... I'm getting married next month 😇😀

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Git Bowl

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I have just realized the music that was playing in my headphones stopped a long time ago and I've just been sitting here in silence with my headphones on listening to absolutely nothing.

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Eclipse. Fucking peice of shit.

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TFW you finally solve an issue and can close 13 browser tabs in one fell swoop.

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You will understand ;~)

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git commit suicide

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The only truth!

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Fuck XML. Fuck it right up it's X with it's M, all the way to L.

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*sigh*

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"Contact us" - the universal symbol for - "This tier is too expensive for you"

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Lol...

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Fact=!rant

Gf: Hey look, YouTube shows a preview of the video on mouse hover
Me: pornhub did it first
Gf:what?
Me:wut?

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Me adjusting my desktop environment....

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Hahaha....... UGHH

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Must've taken a loooot of time :)

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When the toilet paper tries to be nice with you after coding 😁

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I'm so fed up with this shit

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But...😭😭😭

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Today I inserted a single row into a table which triggered four triggers which inserted 5 rows each to different tables triggering 9 triggers inserting 3 rows which triggered more triggers... Nothing about this is ok.

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I'd stay away from that 🐕 ...

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When your shower uses more guthub then you..

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When your boss asks you to debug some crappy legacy code and you need to bring in the heavy artillery

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!rant

So much for building beautiful projects...

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QA: did you test the app first?
Dev: Yes, I test all my code all the time.

*QA crashes the app within first 5 seconds.*

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About 11 months I posted that my wife was pregnant. I now have upgraded to son 1.0. All without writing any tests!

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It's not sure if he will arrive but if he does he'll be intact.

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Put headphones on when I got to work at 7:30am.. it's 3:10pm and I just realised I never started playing music 😑

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In Javascript, we have frameworks named after everything.

The only thing we don't have is a framework named after pre-mature ejaculation.

But I hear that's coming quickly.

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