them bugs

When you're browsing web with firefox and accidentally opens new window instead of new tab

please don't...

So I asked my company's tools team to fix a bug in their tools related to testing a major feature of our project. They downgraded it to "low priority" because it's "user-specific". I asked how can this be user-specific when it's a major feature. They came back with "well, you're the only one testing it"... Right...

Trust issues everywhere!!!

developer relationship problems

Wi-Fights

I think you guys will find this very useful

Your app works.
You do some changes.
It doesn't work anymore...
You restore the old code.
It still doesn't work... WHY?

Real men don't use antivirus..

"Did I seriously just use brew to install NPM so that I could install bower so that I could use a Ruby gem?"

That is about right 😂😂

Well that's 💯% correct...

When someone says they are a 'HACKER' whereas all they do is watch videos of 'How to hack a GMail account' on YouTube and read 'Learn to hack in 24 hours' , while having no knowledge of networking, security protocols and ports.

when i have the feeling that the compiler hates me..

I hate it when I burn out and don't want to work for few days at all...