Hot fix of a production bug!

Our testers want us devs to start paying 50 cents for each bug the testers find. But they won't agree to paying us devs 50 cents for each bug that makes it into production.

This happens when production issue comes between Onam (Hindu festival) celebration.

Me: GET /sleep
Baby: 307 Temporary Redirect
Baby: 204 No Content
Me: 200 OK

Me: GET /sleep
Baby: 307 Temporary Redirect
Baby: 413 Payload Too Large
Me: 102 Processing
Me: 200 OK

Me: GET /sleep
Baby: 307 Temporary Redirect
Baby: 444 Connection Closed Without Response
Me: 200 OK

Me: GET /sleep
Baby: 307 Temporary Redirect
Baby: 444 Connection Closed Without Response
Me: 429 Too Many Requests

Me: GET /sleep
Baby: 307 Temporary Redirect
Me: 101 Switching Protocols
Me: 408 Request Timeout
GF: 102 Processing

Me: GET /sleep
Sleep: 404 Not Found
Me: 406 Not Acceptable

(Morning)
Me: 501 Not Implemented

Had to explain the difference between front and backend.

Restaurant:
Waiter == frontend
Cook == backend

Weeks of programming can save hours of planning.

Declare variables not wars,
Build packages not walls,
Execute programs not people,
Throw exceptions not stones.

Today we interviewed a _very_ good Angular1 Dev, by chance we showed him the forked ngRouter module we use, after some debate he explained that we were using it incorrectly.. I asked if he'd used it before to which he responded:

"Yeah, I'm the guy who built it"

😅

Rofl : during the movie.
Source: Linux inside

This guy dream come true as he was waiting for this moment.

You will never exit this fitness club. 😜

the actual code is way more than that . Is there anyone who adds the code but doesn't remove the code that isn't necessary

dev Xmas

Nothing to say here...

Being perfectionist

1. Fix a bug with ugly code.

2. Start from scratch.

That's fucking evil 😈 😈 😈

shouldn't !important mean "not important"?

Details matter

😓😓😫

"There are only two industries that call their customers ‘users’: illegal drugs and software"
- Edward Tufte

Source: https://twitter.com/scottjenson/...

"Sometimes you just gotta see your code from another angle"

Users are smarter than you think :)

Late nights are the most productive #programming_fact

I've seen some people on here mention a show called silicon valley, so I thought I would check it out. I started yesterday... I'm already in the middle of season 3, I didn't sleep much last night...

Never lose your AirPods again.

For my fellow javascript devs:

var floored = 12.68 | 0;

Is much faster than:

var floored = Math.floor(12.68);

And in both cases floored === 12
#JustJavascriptThings ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Source: http://stackoverflow.com/questions/...
Performance test: https://measurethat.net/Benchmarks/...

When you do everything that needs to be done and it still doesn't work out.

Lol!! +

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