Today I spent 5 hours debugging.

It was a config issue.

It's painful.

Something happening

HR: How many years you've been developing on Android ?
Me: Two years, with many projects on my own.
HR: So, you're familiar with Android Studio?
Me: No, I've been using "Paint" to code.

"Are you familiar with uploading your code to Google Drive?"

I left the building at that exact moment.

My girlfriend sent me out to buy basil for soup... Had no choice so I went. At the mall entrance, 4 interactive digital signage panels. Used one to check for the supermarket's locations and saw that a display corner was flickering. The app was grabbing the full screen but had a bug with the windows' task bar. Messed with it a couple of minutes, stopped app and... Surprise! Windows 7, logged as administrator... I had to go to disk management... I really had to.

PS: gf said that I should be ashamed of what I did...

Stoned..!

Hello world!

A guy asked me today after we were having a chat about bad programmers at his work place:

Guy: "What do bad programmers move to after they constantly mess up and get stuck on tasks?"

Me: "Management!"

Tell myself I'll do the documentation later.

Girl : I like dangerous men.
Me : I didn't run test cases while committing my changes last night.
Girl : my hero!

Me : *wakes up from the dream*

Upgrade on Friday 😬

The most absurd thing that I heard today ,
Me: open this XYZ.com
Friend: Should I open it in chrome or in Google.
Me: (Speechless)
Ironically he is a cs student.
Thx devrant.

What the...!

Normal devRant user:

- Look, the algo it's awesome, it matches similar content posts, it's so funny!

Meanwhile at devRant Headquarters:

trogus: When are you telling them?
dfox: Ignorance is bliss, my friend
trogus: Well, at least we know the random number generator it's not coded by Sony though, otherwise they would suspect

Who wants a job?

When the PM gives you the project estimates...

Spent 30 fucking minutes today trying to figure out why my grunt build was getting stuck.. The reason? An extra fucking < in a html file, the minifier freaked out over it.

When you thought you oversimplified the user interface but it's still too confusing for the user...

New shipment is in. You can never have enough Raspberry Pi's. ;)

Can't argue with that

Cat: *walks onto keyboard*
Me: Aww how cute
Cat: $ git reset --hard HEAD

Ghost in the Shell (2017)

So true!

The one arcade game that I could never beat

My cat put a "j" in my code and i spent 2 hours to find it

Woke up last night after a dream and shouted to My girlfriend:
"this has to be a f**kin Boolean !!!!"

I think I am a fulltime 24/7 Programmer :D

Network joke

I love these wires.

Showering at a geeks house!