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Java, JS, AWS
Location

Boston

Joined devRant on 4/12/2017

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I fucking hate people,

I provide a free service for people, and some decide it is a great idea to abuse the shit out of it.
Fuck you

rant

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And on Fridays we all say together...

✨
✨ DON'T ✨
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✨ PUSH ✨
✨ ✨
✨ TO ✨
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✨ PRODUCTION ✨
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rant friday node javascript web development web git

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>get hired at new company
>so big nobody knows anybody
>buy ancient company swag on ebay and put it at your desk
>everyone thinks you're a ten year

rant hired swag

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I am bored !!! No feature request and No bug was reported from last 2 days... Nothing to resolve today.. I am thinking should I create new bug and release it as feature??

rant coffee break continue tea wieredmomentinstartup

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10/10 marketing, tbh

joke/meme

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News: Microsoft is buying GitHub.

Me: Lets Gather money with patreon / crowdfunding to buy MicroSoft.

Let's end that shit Forever.

What's your opinion.

joke/meme random microsoft meme joke github

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I got it tip from someone to download "Enki". And I can only suggest to everyone here to do the same!

rant

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I don't hate newbies. I hate newbies that think they are pros.

rant pros newbies

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The glass of my phone broke in one edge yesterday.

Wanna see a screenshot?

rant phone

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Oh sh*t

joke/meme database delete coffee production

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Not buying bitcoin in 2008

rant wk78

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Using Google Drive as VCS when creating a game that took 2 years of development...

rant wk78

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Yea google, your machine learning is doing great. Good job!

undefined ads blocked stupid google youtube

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How do you pronounce GUI?

Gooey or G-U-I.

question gui

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My colleague is having a rubber ducking session over here 🐥

rant rubber ducking debugging

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I trust machines more than humans.

Except when I'm hitting that Ctrl+S. Gotta hit it at least like 4 times before I can start believing :-P

random

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The latest discovery in my learnings, this symbol " # " is actually called an Octothorpe.

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🔥 🦊

joke/meme

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" If you can put an axe through it, it's hardware; if you want to put an axe through it, it's software. " -- Unknown

joke/meme hardware software

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Son: Dad why is my sister named Rose?
Dad: Because your Mom loves roses! Son: Thanks dad!
Dad: No problem, vue.js

joke/meme vuejs vue.js javascript

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Some guy just called it "Jithub"

Never heard of that before

random cringe ugh jithub github

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Getting the first job, after that you numb the pain with the money. 😔🤑😣🤑

undefined wk67

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Recruiter: And I found your devRant account, it’s @brod right? very interesting stuff.
Me: ...

rant recruiters

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Here is a tutorial on how to create a contact form in React / Redux.

joke/meme javascript react redux

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Well, I'd never have thought I'd join the 10k++ club so quickly...

Wow.

devrant

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Getting married tomorrow!!!
Holy shit!!

I'm kind of scared actually. But in a good way 😄

And here I am, in the middle of the night, trying to figure out why my fucking tests don't run 😄

rant holy shit getting married kind of scared

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android studio.

what a piece of shit.

undefined bullshit

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Q: How long did the loop take?

A: For a while

joke/meme bad jokes

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I said stuff that made me sound smart.

I had no idea what the job was about.

rant wk77

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I see this message after 75 days without closing devRant.

undefined procrastination

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