Relationship ended with pez

Source:- Reddit

Let's try something different - Let's have a DevCaption challemge

Best caption gets a updoot spree

Here's the first pic

A hacker deleted the despacito video from youtube.

Those are not the hackers we deserve, but the hackers we need.

Cool stuff at work !

"Any product that needs a manual to work is broken." - Elon Musk

Teaching him binary

Procrastination is like masturbation: it feels good while you're doing it but you're only fucking yourself.

- I remember this every time, it doesn't help much but it does make me chuckle.

Omg! The guys that made devrant actually post and comment! That's so fucking cool!!!

My MacBook finally died after 5 years (got it when I was 14). Looking to get a non-Apple replacement for windows/Linux dual boot. Any suggestions? Also, any Linux distro suggestions for a n00b?

On a break I went into a Best Buy to browse laptops. I had no intention on buying from them because they suck, but I just wanted to touch a few and look at specs. A salesman then thought it was a smart idea to approach me. Immediately, he was talking down to me about specs and asking if I needed it for email, Facebook, Instagram, and the like. I'll be honest, I am super girlie in my appearance and mannerisms. So I get it, I suppose. The big pseudo-nerd is going to help the little girl find a cute, social media laptop. He actually walked me over to a pink HP Stream lol. Sure, I like pink, but I don't want a useless paperweight of a machine. When I mentioned I need a new rig for coding, he actually chuckled and said "really?". So I replied "yes really, you presumptuous cockbag" and walked out. Needless to say, I won't be buying there.

It's my first day here and I LOVE this place. Everyone is so awesome and helpful and smart! Thanks for making me feel at home! <3

Best way to avoid procrastinating: the sooner it gets done, the sooner I no longer have to think about doing it. When I have a bunch of shit to do, I start with the things I like the least, and save the more enjoyable things for last.

Pomodoro technique, and if nothing works take a break from sitting in front of the computer, and focus on something else, it will get solved easily the next time you touch your pc

Chuck Norris does not rant... But his code does, indeed.

Repost: I like how a lot of code has the word 'forgive me' in it... Oh forgive me angular gods

I found this in the code of a non-adult video portal...

Why would they need AES encryption for a pornhub grabber?

Our coffee machine at work is broken. We're a fucking high tech company delivering unique solutions with millions of requests every second of the day to over 60 countries, how can we not have a working fucking COFFEE MACHINE in the kitchen? How are we suppose to keep the lights on if we can't get our daily coffee god damnit?! It's been broken for over a week.

Sure, I'll just walk to the floor upstairs to get coffee LIKE THEY DID IN THE EIGHTEEN HUNDREDS. Maybe I should just come in to work on a horse with armor stabbing some funny looking fucker because it seems like we're living in the GOD DAMN EIGHTEEN HUNDREDS and that was a totally legit action back then. Get your shit together, call the company providing the coffee machine service and just have them fix it. How hard can it be??

When your girlfriend says I will pay tonight...

I heard of it for the first time. And well, this sounds disgusting.

If this happens, I'll seriously start a revolution of hackers fighting internet providers. Seriously

Today I discovered the yes command in Linux. All I can say is yes. Thank you whoever did this. Friggin 1.5 billion y's in 10 seconds. That is exactly what I need.

Something I'm working on at work needs a code name. How do y'all come up with code names for your projects?

Started using visual studio code last night for PHP development. So far I’m liking it a lot. The number of plugins available is ridiculous.

Which dev charges certain devs thst use their Intellij-Plugin? 🤣
I hope he knows that he will never get his money. But nice strategy agains people who are blaming you. 👍🏽

Haha...ridiculous

well lead software engineer.....

🙃 Javascript is beautiful 🙃

Sometimes you have to sacrifice your evenings to get shit done

Does anyone else feel like he is choking the device when holding a button to force reset/shutdown?
Or is it just me angry with my Asus notebook with Windows 10 that would keep the LED on after "shutdown"?

Bad code 😂