What I would define as a critical bug:
- System doesn't respond
- Functionality is broken
- Client data is all wrong

What QA defines as a critical bug:
- Typo on this page in the QA environment

alias fmljustdoit='sudo'

Any sysadmins on devrant?

HyperV: "Cannot start VM: Out of Memory"

me: Oh, right, Chrome is open.

Totally agreed.

Seriously

Damn right !!

This was on my atm today...

one of those days

Progress in development means: "there must be an easier way to do this"

!rant found it online

I can tell everything I need to know about you by looking at where you put your curly brackets.

When you read your sent email and you find :wq at the end of it.

How my day went making a magento exstension, with their shitty documentation

Today my oldest son is 8 years old and with pizza and cake we discussed how to hack his friends tablet, star Wars vs star trek and how to hijack wifi networks when friends parents won't give password.
And he told me how to evade detection and bypass the schools filters that he figured out alone.
I feel so damn proud.

I'm currently in a file permission hell :/

A colleague and I spent a month building a Shopify app that allows merchants to give customers store credit.

Since Shopify's API is so limited, we were forced to augment it's functionality with a Chrome extension.

Now before you go throwing full wine bottles at your screen because of how wrong and disgusting that is, note that Shopify's official documentation recommends 5 different extensions to augment functionality in their admin panel, so as gross as it is, it seems to be the Shopify way...

Today we got a reply from their review team. They won't accept the app because it requires a Chrome extension to work properly and that is a security risk.

Are you fucking kidding me? So I guess Shopify is exempt from their own security standards. Good to know.

Not to mention the plethora of published apps that require a staff account's username and password to be provided in plain text upon setup so it can spoof a login and subsequent requests to undocumented endpoints.

Fuck you and your "security standard" Shopify!

When you try to come up with a new feature during the last standup meeting with the team

Wrote JavaScript today and it didn't work in chrome and Firefox but it worked fine in IE...I instantly knew I did something wrong.

🎶 He's making a list
He's testing it twice
SELECT * FROM users WHERE behavior="nice"
SQL-clause is coming
To town. 🎶

Being the cool form of uncool before uncool became a thing

When a programmer and designer meet in tinder

Every time I write 'color', I die slightly inside

How do you know that a dev uses vim for coding? He tells you... Over and over and over again.

My year looks pretty good. How is yours?

Today users weren't able to sign up on our website in production.

The guilty code :

int ttl = 5256005760;

The first who find why will have a candy.

Why code review is important.

Taking steps in teaching my brother some basic concepts of web development!😄

Best. Captcha. Ever. Thanks Atlassian!

My car hit 37 miles today