Have you ever heard of Jake Weary?

(src: https://facebook.com/UniversityOfMe...)

You know things just got serious when you reach for pen and paper.

First time I've seen a captcha like this. It takes it to a whole new level.

Pushed a month of work to production and left the office. Cool guys don't look at explosions

Everyone gets a lot of ++ with good programming jokes and I'm sitting here like...

Big congrats to @tahnik - the first devRant member to break 10,000 points!

LOL :D

Nothing more to say here... 🙈

And then there is this beauty...

When you find a result on google that has the exact same title as your problem and get a 404 page after clicking it...

I think this should happen when people get over 9000++

A group of wolves is called a pack.

A group of crows is called a murder.

A group of developers is called a merge conflict.

!rant: So I've noticed some devs sharing pictures of their workspace. Let me know what you think of mine!

New devRant cartoon now live on YouYube! Experience the perils of pair programming! https://youtu.be/vjr_9xKUlYA If you enjoy, please share!

Who wants one?

writing an assembler for my compiler, Manticore.

Currently working on writing a hand written parser and parse tree node system.

hope i'm not the only one who do that...

There are two hard concepts in CS. Multithreading, naming things, and off-by-one errors.

Stop f*cking calling me minority or part of a underrepresented group. Yeah I noticed I am one of the only women on a conference. I DONT CARE, I AM A PROGRAMMER NOT A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE. Hire me for my work, not because you want you company to be more diverse.

Life goal: go to sleep in the same day I woke up

Nothing is more permanent than a temporary fix.

Welcome to the new world. Microsoft is now the top open source contributor on Github.

This is how everything begun

When you get a little confused

For some, Jan 01 1970 was just the first day of a new year. For others, it marked the beginning of time.

Do something brainless.

Like taking a shit.
Showering.
Hear music loud and dance.
Talk to people but don't listen.
Surf in the internet.
Masturbation.
Sport.
Take a walk.
Watch TV.
Cook.
And so on and so on.

Most of them are doable for hobby projects at home. Some are also suitable for work. Choose appropriately.

But if I am stuck, then continueing to try solve the problem most often keeps me stuck. So doing something else is my solution. So far it worked well.

Bro, I want to hack Facebook. I have learnt HTML. what to do next?

So lucky to have a date again tonight..

it's an Adobe Up-date.

.__.)'

I have alot of respect for the programmers that came before stack overflow lol not even joking.

Does anyone else save their work almost after every change that when you switch to a web browser you hit Ctrl + S to save? XP