My views of Apple

Mac is shitte
MacBook is shitte
MacBook Pro is shitte
iPad is shitte
iPhone is shitte
AirPods are shitte
AirPower is shitte
iOS is shitte
iTunes is shitte
i-something-belonging-to-Apple is shitte
Tim Cook is shitte
Apple stickers are shitte.
Dongles are shitte.
Lightning port is shitte.

ECG is freaking awesome.

When a code sample is so obfuscated that it's almost better to leave it alone that to properly refactor it.

What shows (series) talk about the software industry and are actually realistic?

GraphQL- It makes API development to next level.

MonoRepo - Still I'm wondering how people are maintaining. :)

Yayyy thank you @dfox for sending these to Pakistan.

Best conversation this week:

A: *reporting a visual bug* The text on this page seems to be placed too far to the right, is this intended?

B: No, it's indented.

Don't you just hate filling a sign-up form which is validated to such an extent that it even requires everything to be entered in capitals. UGH! JUST CONVERT TO CAPS IN YOUR BACKEND FOR GODS SAKE!!!

Would you like to hear a TCP joke?

Just remembered joke:

"One man's crappy code is another man's full-time job"

For some, Jan 01 1970 was just the first day of a new year. For others, it marked the beginning of time.

Some freshman at my school used inspect element to change some HTML and he thinks he's a hacker now. Lmao

Just love when LinkedIn lets me know how many recruiters in Russia want to be my friends.

Ah you think debugging is your ally? You merely adopted the debug. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the compiling until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding!

They see me coding,
They hating,
Reviewing and tryna catch me writing dirty.

When I was 13 yrs old, I played Counter strike. One day by chance, I went into its program files folder and started looking through the files. There I found a bots.db which I opened on Notepad++. I found out that unlike many other files, it had un-garbled text. So I studied its contents and soon realized that it contained bot profiles. I edited skill levels of some of them and opened the game. To my delight, the bot's skill did change. It was so awesome, I can now complete the missions I was stuck in. That was the moment I had first wanted to go into Software Development field but I only started to code 4 years later.

I'm interviewing with the data architect in two weeks' time, a self-proclaimed ninja. The chap has done PL/SQL development on SQL Server 2008 according to his LinkedIn profile. Yeah, okaaay...

a former client and their client keep contacting me about the project i did for them, we couldn't agree on a new contract but they keep asking me things about the site but, if they had signed would be billable.

Sorry i dont work for free.

Joke of my life...😂😉😉

Seems to be working :)

I think that sums up pretty much everyone's life here.

Today is the day I launch on of the biggest projects I worked on.

AND I FUCKING FORGOT TO CODE THE 404 PAGE

Who wants these?

getting paid for training session over a piece of software, preparing material for workshops, stressing out about crazy questions.
training day : one person shows up, not one single word, evaluation signed, go home with check.
I LOVE MY JOB.

There are two rules to success.
1. Don't tell all you know.