Agile == micro management

ohh shit!!

My reaction when my coworker pushed the code overwriting my recent changes

Lord of Light, Please help us. For the night is dark and full of errors

When PM talks about technology and his idea to improve the existing application

Nice to see the change ++ instead of +1

Boss: we have to fix this bug.
Me: It is not a bug ..the server takes more time to send the response which cause the timeout issue . we may need to change the implementation to increase the performance to send the response quickly. It will take some time
Boss: okay can we fix this by today
Me: ya if we increase timeout to 20 seconds the issue is fixed
Boss: No we want the server to send the response quickly and we need the fix now

I worked for the weekend to fix it finally......Guess what ....the change dint go live since the scenario was not valid and will never likely to happen in production