Not a Rant,

I'm just searching freelancers! I used this site when I was just starting my career. I still have the stickers on my (now old) Notebook I got 2016-ish for having... I don't know how many likes on here (user:chrome).

If one of you knows something about: Laravel, PHP, Bitcoin Core, BTC LN, Ads, Marketing, Social Media, CSS, HTML or JS - hit me up!

Maybe just send a mail to: admin@lahuge.com
I would love to find a team on this site. I hope the Community is still well. Back in the day it was really fun to watch this site grow.

Greetings,
Chrome aka. LaHUGE

PS.: If you're from Germany that's a Plus, but not needed ;P
(copy pasta because this Account is bigger, maybe it helps?)

So it's been a while I posted here... but today I got an logo.docx after I asked for an Vectorgraphic. That's it. I'll quit my job and become an ex google techlead on youtube!

I FUCKING HATE SAFARI. SUCK A DICK APPLE

Very smooth title on the 404 Google page!!1

Highspeed Internet in germany. Ftp ftw! .. I sometimes had over 64kb last night. Beautiful!

Testing..

is it seo, if i post my domain here? I mean i could just throw some keywords in here like Webdesigner Köln Bonn Homepage and such, then say: visit www.robinoehler.de and it would be a valid Backlink for free to my domain.. am I right?

FUUUCK I HATE FUCKING WORDPRESS AND PHP!!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

I didnt change anyfuckingthing and everything went to shit! FUCK! FUCK YOU FUCKING FUUUUUCK!

Me: What could possibly go wrong?
Anxiety: I'm glad you asked.

When it's 5AM, you had zero sleep and your deadline is in 3 hours: Oh loard my saviour php, please - PLEASE just let my peace of shit code work for once. *reloads page*
Error message appears. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCK!

Client: Can you build a Webshop and make it SEO,SEM and advertising-friendly?
Me: I COULD TRY. Whats your budget?
Client: Up to 400€
At this point I slowly faded away.

I work for an big company that owns a social media website. One day I worked on the CSS of that side an changed...
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I've wrote the shittiest Assingenment ever. My college gave me 92%. I can't believe that they actually read it. I'm angry and also exited :D

I dont know how to feel about these new Profilpics ..

o rly?

it works! ..wtf?! Why does THAT SHIT WORK?

To all the forced restarts at Windows 10

A Client wanted a Webshop, SEO etc... i was like "sure mate". After a while of talking he said his Budget is around 250€. GG.
Move on, nothing to see here.

"Shit, did we just send that notification to everyone?" - some dev, probably

Today on "Shit that will never happen to me":

"Oh you didn't save the last minutes of coding? Better restart and you can't refuse" ...I am so happy to still use W7 on my desktop Pc.

Finally someone who knows what it means to be a developer.

In october my best (female) friend will become my PM. I don't know if this was a good idear.

Functional Programming literally has 'fun' in the title; OOP is one letter away from 💩. I rest my case.

I used Haskell today!

I feel shady for using WP for such a long fucking time... is it worth to learn Laravel?

Jake ...who?

Finally its here. I'll use it daily :D

What is this 'favorite' thing in the bottom right about?

Drivers.