Atwood's Law: any application that can be written in JavaScript, will eventually be written in JavaScript.

This answer is too accurate...

Keep a tab on people who use spaces for indentation.

Job requirements nowadays...

Linux. Because it's awesome. Period.

This is what our university recommends as reading material for databases. I'm still in denial that this exists.

A user interface is like a joke. If you have to explain it, it doesn’t work.

Linux is only free if your time has no value.
- Jamie Zawinski

The post button should say "Commit"

Turn water into coffee.
IT Jesus

To be able to kill every unnecessary windows "service"

@dfox I just double tapped a rant to ++ it and then, after I double tapped, I got this:

!rant, opinion/discussion

What are your thoughts or experiences with Ruby on Rails? Does it have a bright future?
I'm currently only using PHP for server-side web stuff, but looking for ideas for more beautiful languages.
I know C#, but because 95% of web servers I work on are Linux based, it's (as far as I currently know) not an option. Or is ASP.NET Core somewhat supported on non-root (basic hosting) linux servers?

Ghost in the Shell (2017)

My ideal relationship

I NEED A FUCKING STRESS BALL

hey guys! is this a twitter for rants??

Wise man

Don't know if it's up here, found it on r/ProgrammerHumor and thought it deserved to be shared :)

Priority...

Fight!

Hello world!

Browsing to a porn site while still being in the corporate VPN.
Got a proxy page which said this type of content isn't allowed at work. Nearly had a heart attack ;D

Sometimes when I'm writing Javascript I want to throw up my hands and say "this is bullshit!" but I can never remember what "this" refers to

#oldbutgold

Somebody else like me? Waiting for that beautifully crafted rant/meme/pic/joke that will bring me a stress ball.

Push me
And then just merge me
So I can get that
Merge confliction
Merge confliction

Well...

[Me on a first date]
So do you also think password less ssh can never be safe enough?

How to get max value of an integer

A css class I found at work :D