When ransomeware guys provide better customer support than most companies 😂

Stranger: "what are you doing?"
Me:"I'm developing a WPF app for a personal project"
Stranger:"So it's for Windows...I prefer Linux because...blah blah"
Me: -.-

Sometimes I feel like Linux users are the Vegans of the tech world...

How do i learn coding in single night? - someone asked me.

I gently replied : Pack your Laptop, and travel to North Pole in beginning of winter, you'll have 6 month of night to learn coding.

Once there - really just Google it there are tons of Excellent tutorials on web.

Sheer cruel🤣🤣🤣

Google Assistant Python SDK has been published ten days ago. Just in time, I've integrated it in AlexaPi, so now everybody can have Alexa AND Google Home running on one Raspberry Pi 😎

https://github.com/xtools-at/...

Forever alone.

Code town....

Nice move Microsoft...

Amazed my mom actually took time to research some programming languages for my birthday cake 😁

One of my personal projects.
Just trying something new ☺

How will you call your kid?

http://motherfuckingwebsite.com/

Edit: It's not a porn site

z-index : 999999;

My handwriting is so bad... That it is now being used as a Captcha.!

No proble

How do you uninstall such a program without feeling very guilty...,😅

How to vertically center in css..

When you want your password short and easy to remember..

Kind of sad when you think about it.

Yeah perfect date 🤓#date #format

I came to Spain escaping my home country and started looking for a job in ANYTHING. Had done some coding as a hobby but nothing serious, still I sent a CV to some starting positions online (also sent the same CV to pet shops, Starbucks, cloth stores...) And I got chosen to participate in a one week training course / trial at a big company.

At the same time I managed to get a spot on a free and amazing course for music production, my dream profession​. Yet I had to go for the one that actually had some work opportunities!

Got the job after the trial was done and immediately got sent to work with a 3 person team that was in charge of setting up a giant SharePoint site for the local mail office. It was kind of insane! For months I had no idea what I was doing and thought I was going to get fired any day.

5 years later, I still have no idea.

Right ?

My friend said an intern designed this UI for an internal site.

No. Just... no

When you take User Experience to the next level. Just what I was thinking

Credits : Riot App

Most used lie you tell to client: -

Client: “Could you make the software do XYZ?”

Programmer: “No.”

What the programmer really wants to say:

“It’s software. Of course we could do it. But:

it would take a very long time,you can’t afford it,we can’t sell it to anyone else because it’s a terrible idea,by the time we finish it, you won’t want it anymore.”

“No” is just easier to say and is less insulting, especially when the client has a dozen of these great ideas.

Illuminating...

Via 8shit

Respect

For the NSA guys out there :p