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I just can't take a developer who has never heard of Git seriously

Ooo boy :-/

F***ing windows, spent ages repairing a database table only for windows to bloody BSOD at 97% complete 😡

Map, Filter and reduce explained!

Life of a developer is changing rapidly, so the need.

One time I wanted to use my mouse and it didn't work, the light was on and everything seemed normal, I flipped it upside down and I found a troll face sticker on the laser led ...

BA: we have 16meg download yet mine is only going at 2..
Me: sounds about right.
BA: are you an idiot?
Me: *I don't need to explain myself to scum like you*

CPU abbreviation

Comic sans 😂

!rant

Finally found an app she can't quit! Vim!

It would be really FUCKING great if NodeJS or mysql could give me a FUCKING shout or ERROR MESSAGE when one of the parameters I'm giving is not the RIGHT FUCKING DATA TYPE INSTEAD OF THROWING A RANDOM ERROR THAT DOESN'T INDICATE A WRONG MOTHERFUCKING DATA TYPE. Five FUCKING hours of debugging later.

Me bug fixing

me, when the deadline is next week

git commit -m "fixed issue with fan"

Linux set up on laptop day 2: can't make the screen lock after resume from suspend, can't connect to my VPN, can't set key bindings in i3wm... But I did successfully set my wallpaper.

Have you finished it?

-Why are you still alone?
-Me :

Why do they call it HTTPS instead of SHTTP?

Because SHTTP looks like sh*t

Finally reached 1000+ rep on Stack Overflow!

3 weeks ago, at 33, I jumped ship from a dead end career as a technician and landed my first programming job at a startup. The pay is lower for now and I'm constantly feeling burnt out from learning so much so fast, but I haven't been this happy in years. Seeing light at the end of the tunnel can do wonders for your mental health.

Windows servers are a joke. A bad joke.

I feel sorry for people who have to work on them and have that as their profession you never used Linux

If someone came up to me and said we should use a windows server for this I'd laugh in his face and fire him. Seriously. I would.

That's how much I hate them. Got it? Ok good ... I'm calm now 😎

Vertical coding

The advantage of not using an IDE is that you only have to deal with your own bugs.

Server down, 2 am.

1790. Sad - gotta love some xkcd

How deploying servers could be like 😂

Ctrl+c ,Ctrl+V......
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Some milk. 😇😀

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