Working for free for a professor at my university. He said it would take just two hours, and it has been 2 months.
Yells at me and keeps pestering me to make some or the other shit changes for his ultrashit client.
Now I ignore him :)

Macs are everywhere.
Even Windows devices have a MAC address.

Developers using Mac :: Work.
Developers using Linux :: Make the computer work and then work.
Developers using Windows :: Make the computer work.

I had a nightmare that I was running "sudo rm -rf /" on my computers for no reason.

True story.

I woke up yelling.

Wannabe college coder starter pack:
1) SUN Certified JAVA Programmer
2) W3Schools Certificate
3) I know all computer languages
4) I'm going to Join Google by the end of college.