100 billion dollars spent on artificial intelligence and large language models because people don’t want to talk with each other.

you can do it!

Fucked up my username.

Stack overflow desperately trying to stay relevant:

https://kashmirage.net/wp-content/...

Fuck you docker.
Thanks for deleting all my containers and images you pieces of shit.

Hey, @dfox

Is there anything we can do to help?
We miss you, and we want to keep devRant alive too.

urgh I should really root my phone but lazy

accidentally pressed some buttons and evidently I can use Gemini on my phone

so I was like I mean that one sucks but ok. but in the prompt to switch from voice assistant to Gemini they're like "read all your text messages" and shit

fucking hell that's gross

Me yesterday:

* Installs a social media blocker so I can focus on work

Me today:

* Pause the social media blocker for 5 minutes every 6 minutes.

Fights in the daily standup. That's a new one!

What?!

How programming teachers must feel sometimes...

Really Windows? Rebooting system to install updates at 17:35...

So my terminal gained consciousness and is second guessing me.

Freelancing sucks. "A good developer told me this should take a couple hours." Or "I need an Uber like app with built in payment and social integration. We have a $50 budget and it shouldn't take more than a day or two to build." Or "I need a simple game built. Should work on Apple and Android. No budget but we could work out a share of profits." Really wish I had a real job...

Do you ever take a step back and think about how we look to non technical people? Sometimes I think they look at us like code monkeys and others like rockstars.

When you code and everything turns to gold

Hardcore Linux fans **TRIGGERED**

Found this in web

Math.floor("bodies"); //Let the bodies hit the floor

Found this in our codebase, apparently one of my co-workers had written this

Why the fuck is this acceptable?

I used to get annoyed when my dad(65+ years old) had a simple computer "problem" like copy and paste that I needed to help with.

But then I remembered he showed me how to use a spoon and not shit myself so I guess it all evens out

Lmao

#titanic{
float: none;
}

!rant

System.out.println(age);
if (birthday.isToday())
age++;
System.out.println(age);

Output:
17
18

@Gia85

Thank you devRant, to make my day ++ happy

Code isn't just something that you can just learn in three months. Stop the clickbait articles plz.

Honestly feel bad for this guy :/

It's not a bug. It's a feature!! 😂