"A different error message! Finally some progress!"

Le monday morning after a commit on sunday evening...

PM: BLAAAH!!!! Your commit broke the site, nothing is working!!!!!!
Me: What? All of tests passed (coverage 95%), no issues were found.
PM: NOO!!!! Site is broken, we can't use it no more!!!
Me: Ok, what's the problem?
PM: I've tried to enter -10021 into this field on that page and it gived me an error.
Me: Ok? So, that single page is broken?
PM: No, whole site!!!! This is important
Me: Sure... Let me take a look

* PM tried to enter a negative value into an unsigned field that I've mutated yesterday after checking LIVE database if there was no records with negative value. Reason: we've hit an int limit and there was no chance that the value would be negative. Validation? Well, yes.... Except that page was added by him this morning without even checking everything else *

Me: Here, this is the issue, *gives explanation*
PM: Well.... You shouldn't do this. This is unacceptable. You must never leave int fields without negative values. Didn't they teach you in school that integers can be negative?!
Me: What? *consufed as hell*
PM: *More morale... blah blah blah....* Revert it back!
Me: Ok but if anything else breaks, copy of this slack conversation will be kept.
PM: Don't care! Fix it!
Me: * Reverts the fix, saves chat copy * - Done.
PM: Great.

* 5 wild minutes later *
PM: BLAAAH!!!! Site is down, service is not working, what have you done?
Me: Reverted the change needed for it to work. Todays schedule is full with other important tasks. * pastes a screenshot as a proof that he asked me to do this *
PM: FIX IT NOW! Apply your fix.
Me: You're the PM. - Done.
PM: Great, now I'll fix my code. You should be more careful next time.
Me: * YOU DENSE MATHA...KER * Sure.

How's your morning going? :)

Simple flowchart XD

I love xml. There. I said it. I freaking said it.

As a programmer, I'm outraged.

What kind of tattoo would you like for yourself guys? I think this is pretty creative.

Oh sh*t

Solution to all of our Git problems

Why not! 😂

Lets all help them share their startup

Thanks for the warning, I guess?

We are in 2017! :)

*slaps him*

The bugs have learned to hide

That feeling..

Boss emailed me that I need to work again on Saturday and Sunday.
I replied with a resignation letter.

When your vending machine throws an unhandled exception...

just found this on reddit... this is freaking hilarious 😂😂

“Don’t comment bad code—rewrite it.”
—Brian W. Kernighan and P. J. Plaugher

Product dev: We need a new volume slider for ou...

Dev: Say no more!

Linux doesn't need viruses people fuck that shit up themselves

Hahaha :-p ❤

My old laptop had an ear bud warmer right here. This new one is defective, those ear buds are still cold.

—_😂_—

As a Dev,
I hate writing Docs.

As a Dev,
I hate it when there's no Docs.

Vicious Cycle.

Thanks for the suggestion Google.

I’ll tell you a DNS joke but be advised, it could take up to 24 hours for everyone to get it.

Guys guys guys!! I ran the windows network diagnostic tool... And it actually fixed the problem!

Boy: I like you 😘
Girl: I have a boyfriend
Boy: sudo I like you
Girl: I like you too 😘

😂

Well...