My boss is pissed at me for browsing devRant. So I've created Chrome Extension so i could quickly open\hide it.

Feel free to get it from Chrome Store: https://goo.gl/J05XhT

When you no longer need to search SO in your daily work, it's time to look for a new job.

Me: *coding*
Gf: *walks into room*
Gf: awww look at all the sad winky faces
Me: excuse me?
Gf: look at all the sad winky faces *points at this ); *
Me: ... 😕😂

Hey @dfox - How about "your worst fuck up" as the topic for the next weekly rant?

Fucking hate these emails with a broken unsubscribe button. Rot in hell, assholes.

Now you have an app for talking to yourself too !!! Thanks Slack

Most expensive function name ever.
What the fuck man, is this PHP++ or what?

Yeah dude, if I'm wearing my headphones it means "do not disturb"

I wanna watch that one

the evolution of a js dev:

solve a problem with somebody else’s code

solve a problem with your own code

solve a problem with npm install

Low profile

Just got this amazing gift for my newborn from the guys at work!

You know you've succeeded as a parent/programmer when your kids start counting up from 0.

I'm curious
How many of you have your own personal website like name.com or something
Also my mentor recommended I build one if I get time. Should I???? I have taught myself HTML,CSS and can mostly understand JavaScript Would it be worth it???

Confession: I love coding but I like doing other things more (music, enjoying nature, etc.)

Ok nice!

Google told me I was speaking their language and asked if I wanted to play a game in a very Matrix-esque way. I'm now in the middle of coding challenges and when I finish one of them a ascii white rabbit hops across the in browser console. You have my attention Google, well played.

Irony is when I just interviewed a person in my current workplace right after giving an interview for a new job in another place

There are 3 types of fear
1. Terror
2. Panic
3. Client is using internet explorer

I bet every developer has a few "personal" projects you started once, but then abandoned because you started working on your next fun project.

So many unfinished things ;)

The whole family is going out of country tomorrow. You know what that means?

It means 24 hours coding and no one to disturb 😎

Spent whole Saturday without writing a tiny piece of code.

Accomplishment?
or
Procrastination?

when you wake up saturday noon just to see your phone having 10 missed calls from the same unrecognized number, dial back and find it to be a mad client,
complaining about some graphic issues on a site you have nothing to do with.

checking the site; there is nothing wrong so you tell him to clear his browser cache.

he gets mad shouting a silly programmer shall not tell him what to do with his computer and its the site, not his browser.

i ask him if there is the same issue with another browser or computer..
he giggles a little then turn silent..

2mins or so later, he says: i'm gonna let your boss know about this then hangs up..

Client: "Need to have an urgent meeting on some major changes" .
Me:"Travels half way across city"
Client : Explains how the heading of a page should be in blue as it would be more aesthetic.
FML.
How many meetings have you had that would have just sufficed with a simple email ?

So high on ideas, so low on motivation and energy to build them. 😑

Time to take a little break.

So this just really happend

is this just me or someone also wants saving rant image feature?

Finally closing dozens of stack overflow tabs upon completion of a project

Basically