First time in my life, I contributed to open source repo.

Feeling awesome. Yet to be merged with master.

Me, when I found devRant on Saturday:

Web development in assembler.

😂😂 Innovation

Our dear freelance web dev, you absolutely need to come to our office on the other side of the city during working hours when it's impossible to find parking space for an urgent meeting to discuss you copy/pasting to a web page a simple block of text we'll send you via email

Who knew, Usb and rj45 are the same width? Not me after spending 10 mins trying to work out why mouse not working.

Cyanogenmod download page is not mobile optimized.

"Can't we extract the UNIX from Linux and use it as our server operating system?"

fml

Linux isn't even based on UNIX, but this piece of shit of a bitch of client was so freaking stubborn, and wanted a RAR file of UNIX from me

Just tried the light theme again...

When the boss calls at 6:30am to let you know about a bug in Internet explorer

Thanks to alistairkb for showing this theme, now I can hack in style 😎

Today is my last day at this job.

Can't tell you how happy I am to be leaving this place in about 7 hours.

Starting my new job in January, so I get 4 weeks of nice vacation/ family time.

- Seaches "How to get Google
- Play Developer account"
- Clicks on first link
- Enters details
- Sees Price -$25
- Searches " How to get Google play developer account for free"

"The client has no idea what they want, just throw your best guess out there and let's see what they say" -- best project manager in the world

Not much of an achievement here..

There is no pain like having to talk a parent through how to commit and push your work because you forgot to when you left home....

After moving to SSD I noticed I'm too slow for my computer. When it finishes working I can feel it asking me "you done thinking m8?"

"I need this bug fixed in half an hour!"

I just plugged in usb in a first try! :)))

I used to get annoyed when my dad(65+ years old) had a simple computer "problem" like copy and paste that I needed to help with.

But then I remembered he showed me how to use a spoon and not shit myself so I guess it all evens out

Love working with atom using this theme in coffeeshops, making people think I'm a top hacker, when in reality I'm just stuck with css classes or something. Equally stupid.

Never thought an Icon Font library would make a million bucks in Kickstarter. Check out Font Awesome's campaign if you're a fan. They've got some sweet backer rewards.

Appreciating the little things... Like having ports on my 2013 macbook.

Just received my github mug!

"sudo !!" Will rerun your last command with sudo privileges in a Linux environment.

You're welcome.

My boss last week backed me up with a client. I was working in a production enviorment and the client refused to test the changes made when I told them. So we things started to go wrong and they called to my boss complaning.

He said:
Well you are right. The things are broken but he (me) stayed last night waiting for your response and you didn't gave one. So he is going to work only in the afternoon and you will have to wait.

I must buy a beer for my boss.

When the guy who is supposed to "train" you says, how did you do that...

College be like
"Today you are going to build an ARM processor, questions ?"
"Yeah, how do we do ?"
"It's not my business"

How did I learn to program?
It's the funniest story actually.
I studied Computer Engineering where I took programming courses.

Debugging is like being a detective trying to solve a case where you're also the murderer.