I came across this purest form of evilness 😂😂😂

*SSH's into VPS*
*Starts doing some general maintainance (updating, checking the logs etc)*
*runs the who command for fun*
*NOTICES THAT THERE"S ANOTHER ACTIVE SESSION*
*FURIOUSLY STARTS TO TRY AND LOOK HOW THAT USER MIGHT HAVE GOTTEN IN (root)*

*Goes one terminal to the left after a few minutes to see if I can use that one as well*
*notices an active and forgotten SSH session to that VPS*

I am stupid.

So, my phone's OS has this option for selecting the vibration pattern when my phone rings

added a display and generik™ ∞GB flash drive

Just changed my IDE font, i feel so energise to code now

*sighs*

Choose a name.

Creating flowcharts just got easier for me. Thanks Typora!

What would be the most awesome thing you've done with technology yourself ?

I mean, having Arduino to run your smart house is pretty cool, but is there a way you can top that ?

The first one should be the answer

Just spent an all nighter taking apart this anti cheat system because I felt I was getting rusty.

Type it in, type it in, type a bigger number in. Oh how fun it is to break other people's software!

A while a go in class we were told to look at this article about poor to stupid security... and my brain melted

There are legal companies in my home country who make a living by selling pirated games and software for only 2$ each...

age++

Well you do know how to catch my attention.

So I coded til 5AM today and went to school at 7. I'm so groggy I couldn't remember my classmates' names and ended up describing them to people.

Fb Source: is it git or jit?

Me: whyyyyyyy would you start this?!

Hello community. Joined this a minute ago and already in love with you.

Have a nice code. See u !

What devrant taught me:

Everyone hates java
Everyone hates php
Everyone hates spaces
Everyone hates tabs
Everyone hates vim
Everyone hates windows
Everyone hates gnu+linux
Everyone hates clients
Everyone hates PMs
Everyone hates every language they're not working with
Everyone loves devrant 😀😄😙

Made a playlist for my boss

I'm not sure if this is just bad design or a very active Git user...

"Cable management'' pic of the day.

Anyone knows a good source for Pc/laptop stickers?

When your code is a mess but still works

My mom said that if I don't get off my computer and go to market she'll slam my head on the keyboard, but I think she's jokinfjreoiwjrtwe4to8rkljreun8f4ny84c8y4t58lym4wthylmhawt4mylt4amlathnatyn.

I love to help people, with the easiest possible solution 😍😍😍

I was registering for a website, and on a whim, I used this as my username:
null'); PRINT('Hello');--

And sure enough, the login system went down. The next day it was still down, so I went to Twitter to tell the people running the site that this was why, but to my surprise, I see them saying they had been hacked.
Based on the timing, I'm pretty sure they're referring to this, but they are saying user info was stolen. *facepalm*
They later said they stored passwords salted with a fixed salt and hashed with fucking md5, at which point I was glad not to have done any more business with them.

How incompetent can these fucking people be?!

pRoGrAmMiNg PeNgUiN

This one's for the #codergurlz! ☺️