When you start an informatics course and your first task is to create a virtual machine. With Ubuntu.

I rant a lot when I play hockey (I am goalkeeper) ... so I thought this was the right place to stick it!

Developer logic:
It's easier to stay up 'til 6am coding, than to go to sleep now and wake up at 6am...

Creating PHP Sites in class:

Teacher: Right guys open your DreamWeaver Code

Me: I found it easier to use Sublime, Just need to do the CSS

Teacher: I don't think you can create a style sheet without DreamWeaver

Me: 🙄🙄🖕👏👏👏👍

I feel bad for the stack overflow developers, because when it goes down, who can they turn to for help?

Restarting a 70% completed project cause you've found a simpler way to implement it. 😅😅😅

That awesome feeling when your code works from the first try.

Why developers always have +20 tabs opened in there browser, and they continue open more tabs .....?

Employers be like - looking for node.js dev with at least 10 years experience

Awesome caution board in an company..

Lol :)

Hide and seek champ.

When you try learn a new programming language and think it will take 40 mins and you cannot install any packages and spend 4 hours googling the errors with no solution... So you admit it's not meant to be, and try another one

Silicon Valley - sales guys a riot - and accurate. Meeting scenes were great. Very funny.

TypeError: connect () takes at least 4 arguments (4 given) Oh ok that makes sense...

Any good developer has read this.

When you work a 12 hr day, then stop on your way home for a drink to forget about work, then sit at the bar alone on @devrantapp and think about work because you love your job so much!

When you spend 3 hours writing a script and it's time to test 🤔

Nothing hits harder than love except for "rm -rf /".. That sh*t leaves nothing behind..

Well that's right!

Heh heh

A man flying in a hot air balloon suddenly realizes he’s lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts to get directions, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"

The man below says: "Yes. You're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field."

"You must work in Information Technology," says the balloonist.

"I do" replies the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but It's of no use to anyone."

The man below replies, "You must work in management."

"I do," replies the balloonist, "But how'd you know?"*

"Well", says the man, "you don’t know where you are or where you’re going, but you expect me to be able to help. You’re in the same position you were before we met, but now it’s my fault."

It's cool finally seeing real world feedback for something you developed and programmed yourself, I'm still in college and I'm trying to start a company with some software I came up with, and it's being taken very well from potential clients!🙏🏻

When you go home paranoid that your coworkers are devranting about you and laughing.

The wife never closes her loops!

Dear friends and family, just because I'm a devloper does not mean I know how to fix all of your IT issues. I am not IT.

I'm confident CSS is a black box that nobody actually knows how to use

When you accidentally type "git diff" in slack.

Always ....

I am all for implementing it