Real programmers count from 0

Me: Send nudes
Girlfriend:

Programming in a nutshell

Other developers thinking that PHP is not a real programming language.

Can't wait for this to happen

Me trying to install a software :

1. Download the binary file
2. Error this file can't be executed
3. Download the source code
4. Compile
5. Error - instruction not supported by this OS
6. Create a new disk partition
7. Download ubuntu
8. Install ubuntu
9. Apt-get install
10. Error - package not readable by this version of ubuntu
11. Kill myself

But that is my email....

So how's your Monday going, devRant?

I am not a techie or don't know much about the system. But once I tried dual booting my system. I searched how to and did what it was recommended, i.e, made a partition using Windows and then tried to install. But during installation it never showed me the partition I created. I asked my friend and he somehow installed Ubuntu in my laptop . Later I found out that it just erased my D drive in Windows and left 200 GB on my hard drive unallocated. I guess I have the weirdest laptop .

Wowwwww

Debian is installing

When you don't wanna fix someone's machine but they won't take no for an answer.
1. Go to
http://fakewindowsupdate.com
2. Select OS
3. Press F11
4. Just tell them it just needed to update and enjoy the show.

Help me get an avatar. Please!!! I am so desperate.

Which pill would you choose?

😶.

Dear StackOverflow-Team,
How can I be productive, if you show me those kind of "Hot network questions"?

I'm not sure if I should be Happy or Sad about this :/

Devs don't beat around the bush

how I feel when I'm the only one writing unit tests for the project.

Big data is like teenage sex

Samsung's sending a “Note 7 Return Kit” with a Thermally-Insulated Box and Safety Gloves!!
2 mins silence to all those who purchased the note 7 😐

When you live in Rural America and both the cable and DSL suck... you buy both and combine them. Went from speedtesting at 11.5mbps/2mbps to 18mbps/3.5mbps. Also have a nice VPN setup for when I'm out and want privacy on public wifi. Winning!

I just heard a lady on the bus refer to an android tablet as a "fake ipad" ... Smh

Project vs implementation

Hello World!

Just joined devrant. The community here is awesome! Keep hacking

If harambe was popular in dev world

IE, why do you do this?

Thanks devRant! :/

The face you make when you're daughter takes your squishy ball and you're forced to make a devRant football instead.

She's so beautiful dude. If I could, I'd frikkin marry her in no time. Oh my God and she has all the right parts and cosmetics! I love you Arch Linux <3