@brainlessdev LMAO. Fair enough.

@brainlessdev It's called rant for a reason. You know it is correct but you feel irritated. That's a rant. So for fuck's sake stop taking life too seriously and be stupid.

Actually Windows phone was great. <Add 10 more sentences about it's greatness>. But the marketplace sucked. I have a Lumia 920. I wirelessly charge it single last 3 years. (Yeah it was one of the first ones to have it). The phone is still smooth as butter. It just doesn't have all the apps that one would expect. Neither Microsoft offers incentives to make apps for it's marketplace.

I don't have $400. How do I close this screen?

I love PHP though.

@runfrodorun of course not. The real one stood on a big stool.

This is epic