The question of life

This made my day!!!

Feature Creep

Ignorant sales people and PMs who confuse a program's UI with the whole thing and ask you: why it took you so long, you just had to add a save button?

Yeah, asshole, adding a call-to-action style save button only took me 10 minutes, making it save your fucking data reliably took me a whole week.

This is exactly whats happens when 2 programmers work on the same module

working with UX/UI designers who don't understand the concept of style guides or reusable UI components is torturous, why don't they understand things work a bit different in real life than in Photoshop, Illustrator or Sketch

I honestly don't care what you think about HTML or CSS, but if you think you are too good for it and IF I see you using <br> for margins, sticking everything inside divs or writing CSS that makes my eyes bleed, then I hope you get to maintain a codebase like that one day. The only thing worse than bad code is an ignorant dev. Don' be that guy.

Agree to terms

Home office

Changed the HTML of my school site locally to say we went back to school on the Tuesday not the Monday and blagged an extra lay in.

My auntie then called my mum and told her my cousins were at school why aren't me and my sister? BUSTED.

So worth it though!

Jake ...who?

Every morning when I'm urge to sh*t I always hold it in when possible. This way I always bring it to office and let company pay me for it ^^.
Well, what do you think I'm doing while posting this rant? :D

The face of a developer when he makes the similar UI as mentioned in the png file given by designer and the designer points out some minor spacing issue

Statutory warning: Don't try this at work....

Client tests the app and provides feedback ... This sucks! Full of bugs, hard to navigate, nothing works!

1 week later after version 2 client provides new feedback: This rocks! Love it. Easy to use and rock solid!

Changes made: background set to light blue.

Even for the 100th time, relatable *sigh*

www.commitlogsfromlastnight.com
If you havent come across this shit yet, you should, now. [LOL]. hilarious logs.

That moment when reading devRant is more enjoyable than reading facebook

You know you are frontend when it took you 30 min to make it pretty and 4 days to make your Customer happy

When they say java but they mean javascript

Here is mine

Boss: don't worry about the architecture, it's an one-off project, just make it work...

2 months later...

Boss: hey, remember that one-off project? we need to add in a few more features... Also can we reuse that code for this new one-off project we have to do for this new client?

Officially dropping jQuery. Porting to ES6 and transpilers. Burn in hell bloody witch!! hahaha

everything has a terrible api unless you made it yourself

I like to come up with superhero names for my docker containers. That makes me feel like the Uber-villain when I run "docker kill elasticman"

Back from holiday and reviewing code changes

Baby Playbook

Had to repost this Lmao

So true...

I don't care if you're a friend, acquaintance, or we fucking knew each other in high school!

If I fucking agree to do some free work for you, feel fucking happy about it! Don't fucking ask for more work or demand work or give me fucking deadlines just because you know me!

I'm doing you a fucking favor! Do you want me to send you the fucking invoice? I don't care if you're on a budget, I agreed to help you out, but don't you dare fucking cross the line!