So weird stuff is I can't make my modem make a call (ATD command). It keeps saying no carrier. Wtf!

I could slack around all the time and then switch to "the devil" mode in the last week. Oh and I could use mumbo jumbo words to confuse the shit outta my clients(and boss). Plus I could automate maintenance job and get so much time at 'hand'(quite literally)

I just wrote an error handler in php (would trigger only if the user's stupid enough):

if (!$detail_trans && !header_moved) {
die("asshole");
}