Dutch developers talk about life and death alarmingly often... Until you realize they actually mean "live" and "dev".

Someone needs to teach the editors at Wired about HTML. ...and incidentally go Wild!

Damn it captcha. I didn't bring much lunch, am starving and you pull this shit!!

Must have 5yrs experience in a framework that is 4yrs old
-_-\ do you even brain?

Over-analyzing jokes, ruining them for everyone.

Lesson 1: Valid HTML Tags

My best friend and long time crush just told me she got into a new relationship 😑

I'm here, reading rants to take my mind off sadness 😑

Wild message appeared when compiling linux kernel ?¿ 🤔😂

FUUUCK I HATE FUCKING WORDPRESS AND PHP!!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

I didnt change anyfuckingthing and everything went to shit! FUCK! FUCK YOU FUCKING FUUUUUCK!

Spaghetti wiring doesn't actually mean spaghetti coding. 😂

Me: What could possibly go wrong?
Anxiety: I'm glad you asked.

Found this today.

It's in production!

Just learned new skills...

I don't code. I breed bugs.

When your university wifi is shit but you have your best friend with you

The best part of being dev is the community, its also the most unique one IMHO. I mean what other profession in the Whole Wide World has such great and ingrained culture of helping eachother and sharing knowledge ?

Whoever said "deploys in production shouldn't be made on friday evening" was unbelievably right.

welcome to hogwarts

Get it

Thats what i saw on a wall in New Delhi, India... Lol

Friend: "Don't all computer science people learn multiple languages so they can use the right one for the job?"

My reply:
We learn multiple languages because some asshat before us had a hard-on for it and now we need to keep that shit running and we don't have time to rewrite it.

Rex here decided to take over, I think she may have seen some bugs..

When the code is full of bugs and the supervisor asks you if it will be ready for tomorrow

I can see why to be honest 😂😂

When your team members report a bug in my code, when they actually changed the specs and didn't tell me 😳

The moment you realise you have forgotten your earphones and work in an open office.

Sometimes I want to go back in time and slap myself when I say "yeah that shouldn't be too difficult" to a client.

A: you need to learn how to figure out stuff yourself.

B: how do i do that

Been there.

When you implement a 3rd party payment system, and it doesn't work... and their support can't fix the problem... So you debug their code and send them the revised code and they update their GIT repo and update their documenting.