This is how devs are engaged...

I uploaded a release APK to Play Store with the API host set to the local address I used in dev 192.168.x.x:8000 :/

Well, this will be a good day.

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Why not compile?

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Yes I Can....

I have done it, I crashed Vim. 16 GB wordlist for password cracking

A week in code:

Mon: Write all the code💻
Tue: Review all the code🔍
Wen: Fix all the broken code🔴
Thurs: Deploy🚢
Fri: Review all the code🔬

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." - Douglas Adams

Debugging like a boss......😂😂😎

Sometimes when I'm writing Javascript I want to throw up my hands and say "this is bullshit!" but I can never remember what "this" refers to

#oldbutgold

Most technical issues summed up in one picture!

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So here I am in iceland watching Aurora with my gf, and suddenly I realized somewhere in my code at work I freaking forgot to add 1 to the denominator of a fraction. Shitty shit shit, gonna go back to work finding NaNs everywhere. Fuck fuck fuck

Found this gem on Facebook 😂

Art director said: "Please make everything smaller?"

Developer: "Everything?"

Art Director: "Yes everything. Font size, panel height, panel width, input height and width, photos, headers, paragraphs, everything"

Developer: "ctrl + '-' will that work?"

Met a cute girl at the ATM today.
Long story short, she gave me her Instagram account and I ended up giving her my GitHub account.